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h.p. mendoza - efren john lyrics

efren was a preacher man who practiced a religion that’s
barely a century old
he hooked up with a lady who begat a little baby with her
husband sleeping at home
she brought him to the parties that her family threw and she
introduced him to them as john
and he called his two sons saying he’d be home late
“would you please leave the porch light on?”

the felt connected in a big way
they already decided they would set the day +(let’s get married!)+
she divorced her husband pr+nto
but she told her family his name was john, so they grew

leary of the union of the preacher and his new wife to be
he still came around
and he had an air about him that they really didn’t like
even though he never made a sound
but they introduced him to the family anyway and soon he met his
teenage nephew to be
efren asked him if he had a girlfriend, he replied “no
but that guy is going out with me.”

he lost connection in a big way
his nephew made it clear that he was g+y +(i suck c+ck)+
he saw the tie and tried to sever it
how could he befriend a f+ggot+ass and sodomite degenerate?
efren john
who do you think you are?
you may be very far
but your sh+t still stinks from over there
efren john
so you think you’ve got what it takes
to be the kind of holy man that makes
proper judgment on people just like me

efren saw his nephew’s boyfriend at a baby’s christening and said
“hey, what the h+ll”
the boyfriend was so amicable that he thought that maybe now was
good for him to do his hard sell
so he pulled his pack of cigarettes and asked him for a light
it was his first cigarette of the day
and the boyfriend asked efren how he felt about his nephew coming
out as totally g+y

efren said he was a nice guy +(nice guy)+
he didn’t have to think about it twice, guy +(twice, guy)+
but my nephew’s going on twenty+seven +(seven)+
if he doesn’t straighten out he won’t be going to heaven

suddenly the boyfriend ran away from the preacher and he ran to the christening
little did he know that almost everyone he knew was right behind him listening
his boyfriend was astonished that his uncle could display such gross
intolerance to this day
it wasn’t some choice for him to make, it just happened
he had always known that he was h0m+s+xual
the nephew thought, “now it all makes sense” +(all makes sense)+
he never thought it made any difference +(not at all)+
how could he make judgments on their lives?
this coming from a man who covets neighbors wives

efren john
who do you think you are?
you may be very far
but your sh+t still stinks from over there
efren john
so you think you’ve got what it takes
to be the kind of holy man that makes
proper judgment on people just like me

efren john
sadly it may be true
i may not be joining you
when the tine comes, we are going different ways
efren john
if heaven has more of you
then i will happily say, “adieu”
because i’m going to a place where free thought is alowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed
free thought is allowed

- h p mendoza lyrics

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