h.p. mendoza - fortune cookie lyrics
fortune cookie sitting in a
tray on top of the check in a restaurant
golden brown confection
made by chinese hands in san francisco
do i really wanna know?
i mean, it’s not like it’s tarot
and even then it’s not that hard
‘cuz tarot’s just playing cards
fortune cookie sitting in a
tray next to three tiny orange slices
obscuring the price of the westernized
deep fried dinner that i had before this
are there secrets to be told?
is my water still cold?
maybe i’ll just take a sip
how much should i leave for tip?
maybe it’s the same as last time
the fortune cookie told me no lies
it said that if i persevere, i’ll get what i want
god, the chinese are so wise
fortune cookie, think i’ll crack it
open in the middle, only to eat one half
pull the paper slowly from the
cookie, just ignore the lotto numbers
now, n0body make a sound
this is gonna be profound
this may just be what i need
and this is what it reads:
+sing about something mundane+
+and people will believe you are deep+
fortune cookie, everybody
opens up their white and pink paper destiny
why does someone always have to
add “in bed” to the end of every fortune?
that was such a funny bit
god, you’re so full of wit
that’s a really funny line
and it gets more so every time
fortune cookie
+sitting in a tray on top of the+
+check in a restaurant+
fortune cookie
+sitting in a tray next to+
+three tiny orange slices+
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