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half man half biscuit - 27 yards of dental floss lyrics

well, i told her that i thought life’s too short
and we really should go for a ride
paul’s just phoned, the war’s postponed
so come on, i’ve got the plymouth outside
the sky’s a bit dull but the fridge is full
things could be a lot worse
it’s not like you’ve been captured by barbary corsairs
i said “let’s head winchester way”, she said “been yesterday”
twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile

fired by wine, she was almost mine
‘til a fight broke out in the bar
third-rate les in his burberry fez
had gone just a little too far
nailing down his bailing wire
to the laminate floor
he sang a salty song about a girl from bangalore
i said “would you like to go the zoo?”, she said “yeah, but not with you”
twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won’t give me a smile
i’m king euphoria, she’s queen victoria
twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile
i’m clowning by the serpentine, she’s still drinking turpentine
will she ever shine her light on me?

- half man half biscuit lyrics

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