half man half biscuit - blue badge abuser lyrics
a dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
a ne’er-do-well of the highest accord
i’ve got the supermarket sympathy vote
i’ve got a ten year old doctor’s note
‘cos i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
i park up in the pouring rain
the sp-ce was empty, who’s to complain
and if they did, i’d say i’m due for the op
and sprint wilfully off to the shop
‘cos i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
(fetch my stick, margaret!)
i used to favour justice and truth
an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
one day i know i’ll have to face his wrath
a walk in h-ll for a walk-in bath
‘cos i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
i’m a blue, blue badge abuser
blue badge abuser
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