half man half biscuit - rod hull is alive - why lyrics
a doyen of topiary once told me,
that one day he would like to grow a maze,
it seemed to be quite logical
that this should be his wish.
and with that
we both went our separate ways.
they said you died at 7: 00 (“seven”) due to something in your head.
i asked the sister why it wasn’t someone else instead!
tonight i cry myself a bath of tears and ask the world,
“why is rod hull alive, and getting paid as well!?”
i heard a palace spokesman mention sarah.
said she’d known the groins of jaques lafitte.
she’s well-prepared to be a standard-bearer.
as pure as the proverbial driven sleet!
halfway up the reekin’ with an empty flask of tea,
a fog descends and takes away my visibility.
yet in this helen keller state, i’d still quite like to know
why is rod hull alive, and getting paid as well!
and i wonder if they’ll bring back
national service and the birch
and i wonder must i doubt if
they’ll ever bring back the watney cup
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