
half man half biscuit - the bastard son of dean friedman lyrics
well i heard a lovely rumor,
that bette midler had a tumor,
so gleefully i went to tell my friends.
but they said it was a lie,
that she wasn’t going to die,
“and by the way, have we got news for you!”
and they told me that the man
that i had always known as “dad”,
hadn’t met my “mum” when i was born.
and they reckon that i am,
but i hope to god i’m not,
the b-st-rd son of dean friedman,
the b-st-rd son of dean friedman.
and my school-work fell behind
with this bombsh-ll on my mind.
me art teacher said he understood.
but he could only sympathise
with the sadness in my eyes,
even though he’d shown my his magerite!
and in the “corridors of fear”
i would shed a lonely tear,
as ridicule flew at me from both sides.
and they mocked me in my mocks,
and embroidered in my socks,
the b-st-rd son of dean friedman,
the b-st-rd son of dean friedman.
supercalifragilistic borussia moenchen gladbach
and you can thank your lucky stars that you’re not
the b-st-rd son of dean friedman,
the b-st-rd son of dean friedman.
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