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ham sandwich (usa) - addicted to monster girls lyrics

[intro: ham sandwich]
—bro, and then she wrapped her tail around me (uh+huh), and said, get ready for this (wait)
wait, her tail? oh sh+t, what’re you about to do? what?
she started squeezin’ on me, i was like—
were you f+ckin’ with a monster girl?
that sh+t was kinda hot (yessir!)
were you f+ckin’ with a monster girl?
huh? (klout)
huh?
y+you think i got a problem?
bruh, you might be addicted
oh, f+ck
[chorus: ham sandwich]
m+m+monster women got me thinkin’ i’m addicted (yessir!)
all these human women gettin’ kinda boring, i admit it, huh (d+mn)
i need a woman with a body unpredictable, (yessir!)
sk!lls, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (ooh)
monster women got me thinkin’ i’m addictеd (d+mn)
all these human women gеttin’ kinda boring, i admit it, huh (godd+mn)
yeah, all these human women pretty typical, (d+mn)
monster girl p+ssy is the motherf+ckin’ pinnacle (let’s go!)

[verse 1: ham sandwich]
it all started one day, i was feelin’ kinda bored
walk around, found a cave, with a big+ass horde
and it was guarded by a big titty dragon lord (woo!)
had to shoot my shot, and you know that a n+gga scored (sheesh)
yeah, i was f+ckin’ on a dragon, with a wagon
’bout the size of f+ckin’ mammoths (ooh+ooh+ooh)
k!ll the p+ssy, i’m the [?] (ooh+ooh+ooh)
and i ain’t braggin’, it’s a fact (yessir!)
grab her by the tail and break her f+ckin’ back, this is cracked (–sir!)
monster women love me, i got what you lack, check my stats
what’s a barbie to a harpy?
i’ma take the second option in a muhf+ckin’ heartbeat (yessir! every day!)
she gon’ let a n+gga mark her, i ain’t talkin’ ’bout sharpie
harem full of beast women, like a n+gga on safari, yuh (ooh)
yeah, my harem kinda lit, i got accommodations
’cause most of these women, amalgamations of different races (d+cks)
i got all kinds of body types, shapes, and faces
and they all tryna get up on me, i’m the one to mate with (yessir!)
i got centaur b+tches at the salad bar
cowgirls getting milked over where the cattle are (ooh)
and a demon girl i summoned last week, (ooh+ooh+ooh)
when she give a n+gga head, i grab her h+rns like the handlebars! (ooh+ oh+oh+owah!)
[chorus: ham sandwich & diggz da prophecy]
monster women got me thinkin’ i’m addicted (yessir!)
all these human women gettin’ kinda boring, i admit it, huh (d+mn)
i need a woman with a body unpredictable, (yessir!)
sk!lls, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (ooh)
monster women got me thinkin’ i’m addicted (d+mn)
all these human women gettin’ kinda boring, i admit it, huh (godd+mn)
yeah, all these human women, pretty typical (d+mn)
monster girl p+ssy is the muhf+ckin’ pinnacle (yo, yo, yo)

[verse 2: diggz da prophecy]
got a zombie chick, (what else?) call me crazy, kinda gushy
ass is fat, can’t deny it, then i’m livin’ kinda [?]
and she a boss, but i don’t mind, i like to push it
go to work, lead her [?] while i’m pipin’ p+ssy
i’m not a rookie digger, i can make ’em happy
got a fly+ass chick, and she better call me papi (you get it)
i got some sappy, i’m [?] all my bros
now i’m pipin’ [?], ’cause i had to try a snow woman
i’m on the go, shouldn’t really tell this story
but the spider woman different, she make me kinda h+rny, uh
i can’t turn them down, they all wanna do me
and i dive in the slime, you don’t like it? go and sue me, woah

[outro: diggz da prophecy & ham sandwich]
yo, it’s like i said, yo
the spider woman just hit different bruh
like, yo, she was hanging from the wall by the thread
likin’ my nuts and sh+t, like bruh
sh+t drove me crazy
that’s what i’m saying, bro!
like, c’mon man
if you’re not f+cking with no monster girls, y+y+you—
you don’t got the imagination for it, i guess, like—
tsk, man, whatever, y’all got it

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