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happyheart – hypixel: rap of times lyrics

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yah
hrmgg… ohio’s my… city…

h-llo folks, my name’s jonathan flores
i get on the server to play some sky wars
i like to do some water mlg
i can even do it without any energy

-brother jeremiah nasal snorting-

gonna shoot some guy right into the void
it’s the 1v1 final with my friend lloyd
my friend lloyd is a little pathetic
he’s dying on purpose for the win-rate aesthetic

let’s join in for this 1v1v1
gonna let you know that you’re the ugly ugly one
but are you allowed to rhyme one with one?
it’s redundant, like saying there’s a sunny sun

well this guy’s dead, falling into the pit
trying to give me an l, ’cause he’s a piece of bad
over here, you’ll see this flaming lad
burned to death by my mixtape, that’s pretty sad

now we cut the cr-p, ’cause it’s bed wars time
my team’s so bad, that it’s a mortal crime
can’t defend the bed, but it doesn’t matter
between my bed or emeralds, i’d choose the latter

think the time’s right for me to get revenge
it’s easier than sucking on a lemon lozenge
yellow team’s p-ssed when their bed’s destroyed
when i wipe them out, they’re gonna feel like lloyd

when i k!ll this man, he will complain and gripe
the coolio shot, and the world’s best snipe
now you might point out that i’m doing some boasting
but you can’t go back to bread if it’s already toasting

invisible man jumps right to his death
i’m gonna drop on this guy like i’m the boyardee chef
throwing my ender pearl, it’s the final k!ll
arrow in the dark, he disappears. where’s bill?

i’d like to start the game by defeating team red
first i’m gonna need to destroy their bed
these young folks are getting k!lled left and right
this guy’s standing still, don’t want to put up a fight

red man thinks he’s cool, trying to shoot me with his bow
little does he know, i’m right here, you toe!
the game’s mostly over ’cause i got the red bed
one versus three well that’s easy as dead!

now my loser brother’s gonna take the mic
you can call him jeremiah ’cause he rides his bike
one last arrow’s gonna finish the game
jeremiah come hither to claim your fame

(fades to jeremiah)
brother jeremiah!
i eat a papaya!
i wan’t to die-a!
of chronic diarrhea!
—– my pants!
eating some ants!
ahhh!

i pray to jesus!
i like to eat cheese!
my pants are full of bees!
i eat geese!
cheese geese!

(fades back to happyheart)
thank you my brother
jeremiah will be back, but first i have a question
do you want depression?
you don’t even have to ask

well
hypixel sucks, and the people are upset
they’re calling ls, no money, they’re in lot’s of debt
they are terrible even in their hardest sweat
can objectively say, money is what you should get

as i make more content, you will lose more brains
i will make more porridge and you’re going insane
but it doesn’t matter because at least i’m better
than the nose-fat hooligans p-ssing chain letters

h-llo everyone! bonjour trout le monde!
now listen to this nightmare that i have sp-wned
i call it, “le rap de depression crippled”
so far, my depression has only tripled

want depression?
you don’t even have to ask
need depression? you got it!

want depression? you don’t even have to ask!
enduring french is an impossible task
uh oh! i guess my screen froze
will it cost me the game? ha no way jose!

hypixel and french both stepping on my toes
you can eat my fat, you need to grow a nose
en danse the hip hop, lose a brainwave
hip dislocation and hop to your grave

speak the english and you lose the carte
cured your depression? you’ll have to restart!

i go 1v4 in the enemy bases
most people here can’t tie their own laces

hey there stranger, you’ve arrived in sucktown
everyone here seems to play like clowns
hey there stranger, you’ve arrived in french
hope you don’t mind the god-awful stench

i’m gonna leave now, france is not my city
shame hypixel sucks so much, man, it’s a pity!
le cl-sse de francais est le root of all depression
symptoms knows; cerebrospinal degradation

aujourd’jui, je wear my souliers black
french cl-ss always gives me chronic heart attack
want depression? i never even asked
depression can’t be escaped, but it can be masked

french cl-ss makes me sad; seasonal affective disorder
creepergirllindy wants me not to report her
high school’s where french cl-ss starts to be depressing
hypixel high school role-play is an issue that needs addressing

brother jeremiah, you can take the lead again
now you can make money, now you can get brain

(fades to jeremiah)
takes photos of girls without asking!
hey! wanna see this thing?
snap snap snap, they will never know, ha ha ha!

and i quote!
i’m brother jeremiah!
and i eat a papaya!
i’m not attracted to guys-a!

because i follow the cristian way!
and that means you cant be –y!
pray to jesus all day!
father jeremiah now!
cause i k!lled the other guy, oh wow!

i’m the leader of the church!
i’m selling merch!
you better not lurk for my church!
because i’ll find you!

(fades back to happyheart)
thanks again, jeremiah
we had some good times
made lotta cash
let’s take out the trash

while it’s true hypixel’s players are, you might say, atrocious
remember mineplex players also aren’t too precocious
it’s everyday bro was a tragedy at best
but not everybody can be musically blessed

so now we’re left with french cl-ss, but we can’t make any concessions
all french cl-ss is good for is delivering depression
french cl-ss is a bleeding wound, make haste, it must be staunched
we can’t die until we make windows 96 launch

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