happyheart - rap of years lyrics
[chorus]
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt (uh, yeah)
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt (you know who i am… actually, you probably don’t)
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt (wait…)
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
[verse 1]
hi. my name is joe, and i use tnt
you wanna know why?
it’s ’cause i suck at pvp
every day, i wake up, and then i throw some bombs
everyone is gonna end up running to their mums
i see a pool of water, and i bait some people in
then, i toss a bomb, and now they’re in the garbage bin
they call me a noob, a hacker and a scrub
little rubber ducky
rub a dub dub!
[chorus]
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
[verse 2]
most people out there playing brawler and knight
i don’t do that
i don’t want a sword fight!
while they’re in a chest, i drop a bomb from a tree
it blows up in their face, and now i get their loot for free
now, it’s loser jim
he thinks that he can run away
explosive arrow
he won’t live to see another day
now, it’s fatso bob chasing me around the map
bomber round the corner
now, he’s saying, ‘aw, cr-p!’
[chorus]
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you are bad at pvp
[verse 3]
uh oh
there’s a hacker, and he’s k!lling all the folk
for me, he ain’t no challenge
he’s just an old egg yolk!
a bomb in the water
he’s as dead as can be
he is even deader than the real bambi!
check out this guy
he has 2,000 wins
ah, no big deal
i just kick him in the shins
his friends want revenge
they’re getting real p-ssed
they try to shoot their arrows
uh oh
they missed!
[chorus]
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt (ah!)
[verse 4]
bomber is the best kit
you can’t deny it
but all these knight-players –
they just won’t buy it
forever, they’ll be known as knight kit trash
meanwhile, i’ll be here making loads of cash
explosive arrow pushes that guy into lava
wait, what rhymes with that?
uh…
i don’t know
java?
i’m averaging out at twelve k!lls per game
wanna know why?
it’s ’cause you’re all lame!
[chorus]
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
you’re bad at pvp, so you use tnt
[bridge]
uh oh
here we go again!
ahahaha!
[hook]
hi!
my name is bob!
i eat corn on the cob!
i have no job!
i’m a fhaubbe!
(hrrrnnngggg!)
[verse 5]
hi, guys
my name is xpvpkid
welcome back to a brand new mineplex vid
bought fraps full version and spent all your money
acting all fake and you call yourself funny
oh, wow
check it out: this guy’s a level zero
claims himself to be a proud mineplex hero
‘we’re working hard on a new anti-cheat!’
yeah, what’s the holdup? you getting cold feet?
people call prestonplayz good at parkour
no offence, buddy;
you couldn’t beat four
tbnr, the best never rest
it’s actually just a gigantic garbage fest
aspiring trainee
thinks he’s so cool
it’d help if you’d just stop being a tool
go take a hike
go take a jog
my name’s slenderman
i like to walk my dog!
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