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harry and chris - harry and chris save the world - live lyrics

(spoken)
welcome to the stage, harry and chris!

(sung)
so it’s harry
and it’s chris
we’re harry and chris
showing people comedy rap jazz is a thing
what a magical mix!
i heard they rap and they sing
i hear they’re really excited to be going back to the fringe

it’s harry and chris
we’re going back to the fringe!
showing people comedy rap jazz is a thing
what a magical mix!
i heard their banter is sl!ck
i hear they even do audience interaction a bit

so when i say “h+llo” you say “this must be the audience interaction you referenced in the chorus!”
h+llo!
(audience)
this must be the audience interaction you referenced in the chorus!
(harry & chris)
yeah
bring the new intro in
time to find out what these dudes are introing
we hope this is more successful that the new year’s resolution to get into rowing!
we may not be the nation’s favourite comedy act
we may not be the most famous when it comes to rap
we’re not the biggest in the world at jazz
but put ’em all together, and what do you have?

we’re the nation’s favourite comedy rap jazz duo!
maybe the nation’s only comedy rap jazz duo
and if there’s another comedy rap jazz duo…
we’ll be in the top two+oh

we’ve got the intro, chorus, the intro, verse
i do this for all my introverts
so make some noise if you’re an introvert!
(audience)
[awkward, half+hearted cheers]
(harry & chris)
exactly…

you can’t spell harry and chris without harry
you can’t spell harry and chris without chris
you can’t spell harry and chris without and
(spoken)
and that’s the end of that bit
(sung)
so it’s harry
and it’s chris
we’re harry and chris
had our tv debut since we were last at the fringe
people say “did i see you on the russell howard hour?”
and we say “no; we’re not russell howard!”

we’re harry and chris
back with a zing
showing people comedy rap jazz is a thing
i hope you’re up for some audience interaction again
haz, get them to do some random animal things!

(spoken)
everyone make the noise of a confused goat!
[strained bleats, followed by laughter]
everyone make the noise of an angry moth!
[fervent buzzing]
everyone make the noise of your third favourite animal beginning with h!
[stunned silence, laughter, and something akin to a hyena]
… that’s a lot of hedgehogs!

so when i say “h+llo” you say “that’s enough of that, we wanna hear more about your backstory!”
h+llo!
(audience)
that’s enough of that, we wanna hear more about your backstory!
(harry & chris)
well okay then
first year was spoken word but funny
last year we made our comedy debut
we ruined our chances of winning best newcomers
by calling it the harry and chris show 2

but this year we’re ready to give you
one of the biggest things you’ve ever seen!
the most impressive spectacle of a harry and someone else
in public in 2018

we’re just like harry and megan
but chris is white, a man, and not american
that’s the only difference
and not called megan
that as well
and i’m not ginger!

this is going swimmingly
like when our agent, lee, goes swimming
that is a simile
like when lee is slowly boiling some liquid
and similarly
is like lee but a bit different
exasperatedly
is how lee feels when she sees this bit

we’ve grown in confidence over the years
we’re pretty much out of control these days
we ignored all the advice that we were given
that it’s too early in the set for a key change

so it’s harry
and it’s chris
we’re harry and chris
showing people comedy rap jazz is a thing
what a magical mix!
i heard they rap and they sing
i heard there’s all sorts of interesting facts they bring
i heard the welsh word for microwave is popty ping

it’s harry and chris
playing with languages
showing people comedy rap jazz is a thing
chris, why not play for us your jazziest riff?
haz why not do your little rap for a bit?

well imagine that you get a check
it might bounce so you’d better check
in comes ex chelsea goal keeper petr čech
in my opinion there is no better czech
then you get petr čech the czech to check the check
get petr čech the czech to check the check
get petr čech the czech to check the check
get petr čech the czech to check the check
get petr čech the czech to check the check (harry and chris, we’re harry and chris)
get petr čech the czech to check the check (gen “so nice, mum’s want us to marry their kids”)
get petr čech the czech to check the check (haz is probably gonna keep doing that for a bit)
it is very distracting for chris

so it’s harry
and it’s chris
we’re harry and chris
we hope that by the end of this
you’ll have a smile on your face, and you’ll have to admit
that comedy rap jazz is a thing!
that comedy rap jazz is a thing!
that comedy rap jazz is a thing! (tell your friends, tell your family)
that comedy rap jazz is a thing! (tell anyone listening, tell the viewers)
that comedy rap jazz is a thing! (tell the mortgage providers)
that comedy rap jazz is a thing!

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