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harry and chris - the christmas song lyrics

christmas is a lot of things to a lot of people
for many it’s seeing family, for some it’s seeing how many chocolate oranges they can eat
whether you love it or hate it
there’s one thing we can all agree on

[chorus]
it’s christmas, just in case you don’t remember
it’s christmas, the 25th of december
it’s christmas, there ain’t no hidden agenda
no matter what you think of it, it’s literally christmas
(break it down, haz)

i mean, check your calendars, it’s definitely happening
so open up the chimneys of your hearts and let santa in
spending time with family or spending half your salary
on canapes and random cheese- stuff you don’t actually need

so rest your weary feet it’s a few days off
unless, of course, you’re santa claus it’s definitely not
or you’re a legend in an emergency services job
you stayed open for a last minute, on the way to christmas dinner, present-buying, emergency service station stop

wait, does that explain the random choice of gifts you bring?
what do you mean? i just know how much you love antifreeze and kindling
you can create your own tradition or start a christmas band
write a christmas song and sing it out into the stands

[chorus]
it’s christmas, you can tell because it’s christmas
it’s christmas, did we mention that it’s christmas?
it’s christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas
no matter what you think of it, it’s literally christmas
(set the scene for us chris)

away in a manger, no crib for a bed (voice of an angel)
a rustic outhouse is what the listing said
i mean it’s hard to imagine that first starry nights
my mom’s a midwife, she told us what it would have been like

silent night (i think he’s coming, i think he’s coming, push! push!)
holy night (i can see the head, i can see the head!)
all is calm (oh my god!)
all is bright

why are they no placentas mentioned in the christmas song?
or whether joseph knows if the labour would be long?
i’ve never seen depicted in a festive mural
mary giving birth without an epidural (favourite rhyme ever)
whether or not you’re on board with the origins
we can come together to celebrate the consequence

[chorus]
it’s christmas, a donkey took a special journey
it’s christmas, so why the h-ll do we eat turkey?
it’s christmas, it might feel like it’s come too early
no matter what you think of it, it’s literally christmas
(let them know haz)

i mean, let’s be honest: christmas isn’t all about some santa blow
the only reason we can here was to try out a cracker joke
if the christmas tree says nice to see you to see you nice
does that make it say norwegian spruce forsyth? (not even sorry in the slightest)

does st. nick’s crew know if a revolution’s brewing?
an anti-santa sentiment? the santa centre senses it!
can the santa centre sense an anti-santa sentiment?
can the santa centre sense an anti-santa sentiment?

and can you keep warm with only christmas decorations?
what, tinsel insulation? it’s simply scintillating!
a scintillating tinsel insulation situation
a scintillating tinsel insulation situation

you can’t spell ‘baubles’ without ‘bublé’
you can’t spell ‘father christmas’ without ‘fat’
you can’t spell ‘harry christmas’ without ‘harry’ and ‘chris’
and you can’t spell ‘brussels sprouts’ without a russell in that! (cuz russell howard- russell howard hour- it’s a russell joke)

on the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me
twelve fidget spinners
eleven snapchat filters
ten twitter scandals
nine poo emojis
eight children dabbing
seven youtube comments
six of them were awful
five ad gifts
four corbynites
three brace and tears
two fields of wheat
and a real-life reindeer, see

[chorus]
it’s christmas, let’s have a joyful celebration
it’s christmas, from everyone from every nation
it’s christmas, there’s a real reindeer on location
no matter what you think of it, it’s literally
christmas, did we mention that it’s christmas?
it’s christmas, you can tell because it’s christmas
it’s christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas
no matter what you think of it, it’s literally christmas

- harry and chris lyrics

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