harry nilsson - makin' whoopee! lyrics
grace: another bride, another june, another sunny
honeymoon
gus: another season, another reason for makin’
grace:
whoopee.
a lot of shoes, a lot of rice,
the groom is nervous,
he answers twice.
gus: it’s really killing that he’s so willing
grace: whoopee. picture a little love nest down where
the roses cling
gus: and picture the same sweet love nest, -whistles-
what a year can bring.
grace:
he’s washing dishes and baby clothes,
he’s so ambitious he even sews.
gus:
so don’t forget folks, that’s what you get, folks,
(grace joins) for makin’ whoopee.
grace: another year, or maybe less
gus: what’s this i hear?
grace:
well, can’t ya guess?
she feels neglected,
and he’s suspected of makin’ whoopee.
gus: [spoken] shot with my own words
grace: she sits alone most every night, he doesn’t
phone, he doesn’t write!
gus:[spoken] i was busy
grace: he says he’s busy, but she says, “is he?” he’s
makin’ whoopee.
gus: [spoken] i have to work don’t i?
grace: [spoken]that’s work?
gus:he doesn’t make much money, only five thousand per
grace: some judge who thinks he’s funny -laughs- says
you pay six to her.
gus: and then i say, “judge, suppose i fail?”
grace: the judge says, “budge right into jail.” you
better keep her.
gus: i think it’s cheaper
both: than makin’ whoopee.
[knock, knock, knock]
gus: [spoken] come in.
bus boy: [spoken] aren’t you folks gonna have supper?
grace & gus: we’re makin’ whoopee.
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