harvey seasalt - nickelodeon vs cartoon network lyrics
nickelodeon:
nickelodeon, grip the podium
c+ck the pistol then quick unload on him
cartoon network, ain’t nowhere close to him
you ain’t sh+t, like you sipped immodium
spit the fury on a b+tch opposing him
weak ass channel with sh+tty shows on him
look
you could write down every classic show i’ve ever made
and couldn’t fit it in a 1000 page book
shook
that’s what you are, that’s what i ain’t
i produce hits that your channel can’t
all of my shows they go hard in the paint
call up clarissa, ask her to explain
rugrats, all that, keenan and kell to catdog
can’t n0body topple my reign
b+tch i put spongebob and doug on the map
and yo ass wanna battle me, are you insane?
must be, b+tch yo catalog is lookin h+lla rusty
that sh+tty powerpuff remakе
and teen titans go, quit rebooting ya shows
dog trust me…
i got arnold, , danny jimmy timmy and zim
them alonе ardy guaranteed me the win
drake and josh just the cherries on the icin’
dog your odds of winning lookin pretty slim
bruh
i’m what the kids wanna watch
every show they wanna see
anytime your sh+t is on
they turning off the tv
i been k!lling it for 30 years
but still i’ve just only begun
so suck my d+ck
cuz its time for nick, nickelodeon
cartoon network:
tryna battle the big dog
sure that’s what you want?
i’mma power+puff yo ass like a blunt
cook up all ya shows and eat ’em fo’ lunch
why you lying to ’em no need to front
i got more hits than a d+mn 808
you ain’t made nothin but trash as of late
i’ll admit 20 years back you were good
but now i’m the king you can ask finn and jake…
…mordecai and rigby, bout to murder jimmy
dexter gave me the glock, i hope the lord forgive me
samurai jack bout to slice thru ya back and then carve out ya heart and ya kidneys
everyone knows that the cool kids watch me while the losers watch yo ass and disney
b+tch i’m the c to the net
’boutta put in work on this punk come see
u sayin that my catalog is lookin rusty?
you made fred the show motherf+cker not me…
i made steve universe, ed edd and eddy
talkin about hits bro you really ain’t ready
tell johnny bravo to grab the machete
then skip on ya corpse like my man skips the yeti…
powerpuff girls ’boutta f+ck up icarly
cow and chicken ’boutta pop timmy’s lid
braggin’ bout drake b+tch excuse me im sorry
keep that creepy f+ck away from the kids
i ain’t even have to touch on toonami
didn’t have to speak about it to win
but i might as well put the nail in the coffin
two words b+tch, adult swim
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