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haydn startzel - pizza guy lyrics

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[intro: hayden (spoken)]
“who is it?”
“it’s the pizza guy”
“oh but, i don’t have any money”
“why the ++++ did you order a pizza then?”

[verse 1]
one large pizza, with extra ‘peroni
pull up on your b+tch with my massive balogna
i get bored when i feel all aloney
and when i get bored i call your girl on the phoney
take her to my place where she ride like a pony
mix her bowl up like it’s craft macaroni
invade her dm’s like iraq and iran
her p+ssy the basket, my ++++ is lebron

her ass so big, it’s like a mcsnack
pull down those pants, eat that big mac
her ass is the qb and i’m here with the sack
++++eatin’ gang put the team on my back

[verse 2]
all right second verse i’m doin’ it inside her house
the b+tch must be a nurse since she performed some d+ck to mouth
lookin’ at the floor, my pants, a condom, and her blouse
didn’t close the door and in comes her spouse

i told him, “she was so lonely, i beat that p+ssy rhonda rouse’
if only, if only, you just didn’t find out”
he said, “i get it, no worries, i don’t blame you man
but hey, while you’re here, you mind if i join in?”

[verse 3]
splashing girls faces like my boys in the bay
’boutta drop 60, shout+out to klay
my condom a deli, all the meat it be packin’
fits like a glove, b+tch, i’m michael jackson

your momma she love me, she likes her men skinny
she take me to her room, hug me, and then she kiss me
i fill her stocking up, and then i come down her chimney
and take her to dinner when i’m done with my shifty

buy her some clothes, bought her dress from the thrifty
didn’t spend much used less than a fifty
she ordered the pie, but won’t hand me the visa
listen lady, just pay for the pizza

- haydn startzel lyrics

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