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hazel brugger & sandra studer - made in switzerland lyrics

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[brugger, spoken]
in 1989, the esc returned to switzerland after our beloved celine dion’s win
and now nemo brings the biggest music show in the world back to switzerland

[studer, spoken]
and that’s so cool because hosting eurovision is always the perfect opportunity to showcase your country in the best light and break down all stereotypes

[brugger, spoken]
what do you mean by that?

[studer, spoken]
well, quite simple. for example, if i ask you
what do you think of switzerland
when you think of switzerland?
what’s the most swiss thing from switzerland?

[brugger]
it’s not roger federer

[studer]
do you think that switzerland
is just the motherland
of all the watches, chocolate and
just a winter wonderland?

[company]
(yodeling)
[studer with company]
no!
we have more than yodeling
the best inventions are
all made in switzerland

[brugger]
ehh, for example?

[studer]
well, instant coffee, potato peelers
and processed cheese
the famous swiss army knife
with clever tools

[brugger]
and a lift for skis!

[studer]
you know
there wouldn’t be a rockstar
without the electric guitar
oh+oh

hazel, let’s do this
[brugger]
alright, sandra

[studer]
made in switzerland
like the zipper and muesli

[brugger]
made in switzerland
like the internet or lsd

[studer with brugger]
made in switzerland
and when you need transparency
just use some cellophane that’s
made in switzerland

[studer]
like the garlic press – take two and one for free!
is made in switzerland

[brugger]
like our neutral weapon industry

[brugger & studer]
made in switzerland
the theory of relativity
is theoretically made in switzerland
[studer]
but there’s one thing that’s more famous
and even bigger than the matterh+rn

[brugger & company]
what could it be?

[studer]
here’s the absolutely true and never before been told story
of how the most swiss invention of all was born

[brugger, spoken]
it all started in the mid+50s
in the mid+50s of the 13th century
when this ancient land was in desperate
need of a hero who’d unite them all

[company]
the colors have changed to sepia
welcome to old ‘helvetia’
this land is rich in poverty
there’s hunger, thirst and misery

we are so poor, the cheese has holes
we need someone to save our souls
save us from misery
lead us to liberty
here in old ‘helvetia’

but who will lead us
to the light?

[person from company]
is it heidi?

[company]
no

[person from company]
is it just a regular swiss cow?

[company]
no

[person from company]
is it the wicked witch of the west?

[person from company]
aaahhhhhahhh! [shout from wicked]

[company]
nooooo!

[brugger, spoken]
and most certainly not roger federer

[company]
no!!!

it’s our national hero
the swiss version of robin hood
who fights for good
we know him well
it’s william tell

[mede]
i’m a crossbowman and a hero, but
i just can’t stand the sight of blood
i’d rather sing in bright light nights
and dance in sassy tights
i have a vision
of a world without division

i have a vision where true love is our mission
so here’s my decision
we do a music competition
and i name this vision
concours eurovision de la chanson –

[company]
(mumbling in confusion)

[mede with company]
oh, never mind
let’s call my vision
eurovision

[brugger & studer]
made in switzerland

[studer]
we celebrate tell’s vision here

[brugger & studer]
made in switzerland

[brugger]
on television every year

[brugger, studer & mede]
made in switzerland

and now you finally understand
that like the swiss
eurovision is:

[brugger]
non+political, strictly neutral
doesn’t matter if you’re good or brutal

welcome gender diversity
but with decency and no nudity

sparks of fire and crazy lightning
make the staging far more frightening

[studer]
why the h+ll is it raining here?
oh, is it gjon’s tears?

[brugger]
no, it’s tears from roger feder+ear

[company]
we’ve invented democracy
and the voting system too

so blame it on the swiss if your song won’t go through

[brugger, studer & mede]
made in switzerland

[studer]
we’ve invented esc

[brugger, studer & mede]
made in switzerland

[brugger]
to unite the people peacefully

[brugger, studer & mede]
made in switzerland
we sing and dance in harmony
let’s raise our fondue forks in unity
’cause eurovision’s as you see
all made in switzerland

- hazel brugger sandra studer lyrics

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