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headsnack - kombucha lyrics

1st verse:
now here’s a little story about a scoby
given to me from the tea of a yogi
who told me the daughter is the mother’s trophy
a symbiotic colony/ probiotic ecology/
symbolic of no antibiotics/ it combats acidity & raises alkalinity
kombucha, packing more punch than a bazooka
headsnack, the home+brewer

i put the water in the pot make it hot
the bubbles pop & tea bags drop!
steep it deep until it’s concentrated
then remove the teabags after you drain them
pour some sugar, organic cane mix & add cold water
add your scoby daughter, cover with a cloth
in 3 weeks bottle up thе broth!

chorus:
kombucha! rock it like a turbo booster
c+ckadoodle do ya likе a rooster
stock raised like you praised the buddha, hallelujah it’s
kombucha! rock it like a turbo booster
c+ckadoodle do ya like a rooster
stock raised like you praised the buddha
hallelujah for kombucha!
2nd verse:
cheers to this demented, fermented elixir, add it to vodka as the healthiest mixer
get your yin yang fix, it’s detox on the rocks for the hipsters & beatniks
this effervescent, pleasant drink of sweet tea
begins with the scoby, a symbiotic colony
of bacteria & yeast, the scoby + the obi+wan ken0bi of the far east
kombucha originated from manchuria
staked its claim and made all drinks inferior
drinking juice of living bacteria
gives you gut health and a svelte exterior
it’s delirium how the serum brings theorem
it’s beer’s healthy cousin, protecting your interior
booch got the street buzzing, so start chugging
the hooch for health & self+loving

chorus:
kombucha! rock it like a turbo booster
c+ckadoodle do ya like a rooster
stock raised like you praised the buddha, hallelujah, it’s
kombucha! rock it like a turbo booster
c+ckadoodle do ya like a rooster
stock raised like you praised the buddha
hallelujah for kombucha!

- headsnack lyrics

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