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heath - a funny man touched me lyrics

[intro]
yo this is heath and this is a story, a real story from my past
if you don’t believe me go ask liv tyler, i gave her the munchies

[verse 1]
years ago, walking at the piccadilly circus
i had a hunch, that made me very nervous
i was brave, never ever feared
f+cking around with fish and chips when he appeared
dressed as a clown, i was so confused
didn’t notice the tranquilizer he used
next thing i felt, was some weird rumble
the funny man had made me really humble
dreaming of freedom in the back of the van
i had no idea we was rolling in amsterdam
the van had so f+cking bad springs
sewing curves, the sh+t box took some spins
cops pulled the funny man over
but the funny man was really their boss
so he had an escort to his mansion
i m+st+rbated just to clear some tension
the clown opened the doors
told me he wanted to juggle with my b+lls
sh+t was twisted and i refused
i’d rather have my neck in a tight knoose
’cause i ain’t no h0m+s+xual+a
so leave me alone you motherf+cka
[chorus]
at the piccadilly circus a funny man touched me
i don’t mean that he f+cked me
but something happened to my delicate choice
and after that i have never been poised

[verse 2]
i gotta say, he was a gentle fella
i had luxuries being locked in the cella
it reminded me of my mothers closet
but i wanted out, hey who doesn’t?
there were other boys too, two asians
they told me the clown is going to lasia
gonna dress me up like a renaissance duke
i wish i had a knife, or better if a nuke
i could escape, and destroy the whole scene
but then i heard the clown had a bad spleen
and there was some alcohol in a corner
i drank it all, my body got warmer
so when the clown came, i ? on him
he had already been drinking
so i think the alcohol did it’s job
and the clown passed out like a noob
and me and the asians had our change
but before escaping, we made a pact
that we would never tell anyone about this
so now that i pretty much told this story to you
they gonna f+ck me up
let them try i live in a armored truck
[chorus]
at the piccadilly circus a funny man touched me
i don’t mean that he f+cked me
but something happened to my delicate choice
and after that i have never been poised

- heath lyrics

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