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heath - intoxicated shitface lyrics

[verse 1: noob saiboot]
as it happens to be, i’m not drug+free
snort coke, i’m on a f+cking white line spree
snort so much, snort traffic lines on roads
as a kid i l!cked some exotic toads
and learned the coolness of hallucinating
doing a head spin while urinating
lsd, that sh+t never passes me
i take it and the rhinoceros harasses me
or that’s what i see, looking left and right
hummingbirds are f+ck f+ck f+cking up my life
my head looks like a weird s+x tool
my weed+smoking habits had me banned from med school
i drink booze with a brown+eyed cripple
take ecstasy, all the words ripple
getting rehabilitated? nah+uh
but rehab is the best place to score a bl+wj+b
for every three rap lines, do one coke line
colombian product, certified as fine
heroin, i never waste that
clean needle in my pad is like a needle in a haystack
things i’ve done while intoxicated
k!lled some sand n+ggas that i hated
flew past chuck yeager and laughed at his slow ass
he saw my joint and morsed me: “pass that”
[chorus: noob saiboot]
i take a hit
this is the real sh+t
i pass the dutch
we getting f+cked up
arm full of needle holes
i don’t really need all those hoes
drugs make us funny
they make us steal our parents’ money
arm full of needle holes
i don’t really need all those hoes
drugs make us funny
they make us steal our parents’ money

[verse 2: heath]
(f+cking intoxicated!)
so wasted, kangaroo jack made me h+rny
so wasted, teenage rebels adore me
in the pub i order infants with ice
no matter how wasted, with ladies i’m nice
like this one night, at a hotel
the air conditioning was broken
so all the girlies were wearing bikinis
i stripped too, waving my p+n+s
toying around with nothing on but my slippers
one girl had s+xy union jack knickers
went to her, i felt the love shivers
i hoped she was a open+minded giver
i asked her: “what’s your name?”
haven’t been this wasted since i drank from thames
she said her name was lida
ordered her a f+cking margarita
put some pills in it, i owned her
had to wait a while before i could bone her
took her upstairs to my room
i was so hot but she felt a little cool
so i lighted up a campfire on the bed
but the motherf+cker started to spread
the b+tch got conscious, she was in a rage
she thought it was a ritual rape
i put out the fire and spoke to her
and f+cked her with a foam extinguisher
[chorus: noob saiboot]
i take a hit
this is the real sh+t
i pass the dutch
we getting f+cked up
arm full of needle holes
i don’t really need all those hoes
drugs make us funny
they make us steal our parents’ money
arm full of needle holes
i don’t really need all those hoes
drugs make us funny
they make us steal our parents’ money
i take a hit
this is the real sh+t
i pass the dutch
we getting f+cked up
arm full of needle holes
i don’t really need all those hoes
drugs make us funny
they make us steal our parents’ money
arm full of needle holes
i don’t really need all those hoes
drugs make us funny
they make us steal our parents’ money

- heath lyrics

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