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heath - trampoline phantom lyrics

[intro]
oh yeah, it’s heath
it’s heath da+he+da+he+da
it’s heath da+he+da heating up the place, yeah
i got a master’s degree to go with my m+st+rbation
i’m proud of that
yeah, i always rap when snorkeling
(heath!)

[verse 1]
i’m the underdog in this underworld
what keeps me going is my hunger, dog
the younger god in this thunder fog
i used to sit and wonder or
just learn how to bang all chords
with no desire to fondle wh0res
lyrical samurai, i bundle swords
f+ck hip+pagans who hung on source
i used to read it to an xxl
now i realize that i exceed it well
my citizen tells me the exact time
heath has never said a wack rhyme
so pack ya can ’cause i pack mine
slap ya ho ’cause i slap mine b+tches everyday pimped up
your little p+n+s makes you a shrimp f+ck
so b+tches don’t want you, they want heath
passing a l+st between the sheets
and the smell is still making me h+rny
rainy days is coming, better yet, stormy
so, hook me up+a with some sl+ts+a
thrusting p+ssy, busting nuts
not trusting you, see, i’m suspicious
heath’s on the mic, so f+cking vicious
[chorus]
s+x, i was born in suss+x
my rap career is a definite success
i only have one style, that’s random
it’s heath, the trampoline phantom
s+x, i was born in suss+x
my rap career is a definite success
i only have one style, that’s random
it’s heath, the trampoline phantom

[verse 2]
sick to be it just might seem
heath’s the lyrical howard dean
it’s a miracle i survived the plague
of whackness spreading through the rap game
investigate sh+t using web browsers
heath has never worn tight trousers
might evoke distress in your misses
heath will cause sickness in your business
stock will fall, livestock will die
firemen can’t save fire, oh my
so, windows i smash, smoke kent and hash
rabbits play second, i f+ck so fast
in may, while snorkeling rio grande
sleeping through the super bowl sunday
’cause i only care about lyrical roughness
the life of heath is a f+cking mess
’cause i’m the motherf+cking macaroni man
friendly, but the marmalade made me mad
my honeymoon was a nightmare on elm street
that’s why coffee and ann hates me
f+ck cell phones, i carry a beeper
i chanted bobby to f+ck the keeper
i always come up with the illest verbals
overturn governments like pet turtles
[chorus]
s+x, i was born in suss+x
my rap career is a definite success
i only have one style, that’s random
it’s heath, the trampoline phantom
s+x, i was born in suss+x
my rap career is a definite success
i only have one style, that’s random
it’s heath, the trampoline phantom

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