heath mcnease - nintendo thumb lyrics
[heath mcnease]
hova!
[verse 1]
n-i-n-t-e-n-d-o, lock the doors, bar the windows
i’m thinking ’bout one thing this week though
mario bros. 1 through 3
and tetris and metroid, i destroyed
i’m the best boy, [?] your chest boy
next up, legend of zelda
then hit it up with a little bit of double dribble
2 points, 3 points, 2 b-ttons, don’t touch it, i’m rough with it
switch from b to a to a to b with the speed, don’t play with me
digits are blistered again, soak them in vinegar and liniment
then begin again
sensei of ninja gaiden, i’ve been playing it since ten
kung fu guru, 8-bit mega man
malevolent manic compet-tor
i’m a veteran at it, if you know better than that
then sit down and go practice
“oh he’s the baddest!”
thanks mom, aren’t you glad to know your son’s the bomb
at something?
it’s better than nothing
least it ain’t dragons & dungeons
[hook]
i got nintendo thumb
dang, dawg, my thumb’s so numb
this controller is controlling me
it makes me feel so dumb
why don’t you come get some?
i know that you don’t want none
if you did, you’d get it
cause i’d give it to you
sit down, son
i got nintendo thumb
dang, dawg, my thumb’s so numb
this controller is controlling me
it makes me feel so dumb
why don’t you come get some?
i know that you don’t want none
if you did, you’d get it
cause i’d give it to you
sit down, son
[verse 2]
i mastered the 8-bit masterpiece
when i was a little kid i was bound to be
a digital athlete, it came naturally, i didn’t ask to be
gifted when i’m kicking it with kid icarus, i’m victorious
or i won’t play at all
won’t take a loss, i won’t push pause, i’ll turn the game off
rbi or tecmo bowl or bases loaded, it’s game over
never gonna be intimidated, innovative is my middle name
a legitimate claim
i’m bringing the pain, call me top gun
i hunt ducks with a shot gun
not a pistol, you’re pitiful, i’m robocop, that’s literal
girlies whistle cause i’m a fit as a fiddle, nerdy and burly
and surely they don’t deserve me if they can’t come in first place
on excitebike
i’m the type of guy who can cover my eyes and beat you by
a couple of miles while you’re struggling while i’m chuckling loud, chuckling loud
can’t you see, you ain’t got a chance with me, i’m a pro, you’re amateur see
mark my words, thinking you can handle me
will be your final fantasy
[hook]
i got nintendo thumb
dang, dawg, my thumb’s so numb
this controller is controlling me
it makes me feel so dumb
why don’t you come get some?
i know that you don’t want none
if you did, you’d get it
cause i’d give it to you
sit down, son
i got nintendo thumb
dang, dawg, my thumb’s so numb
this controller is controlling me
it makes me feel so dumb
why don’t you come get some?
i know that you don’t want none
if you did, you’d get it
cause i’d give it to you
sit down, son
[verse 3]
contra, castlevania, ducktales, wrestlemania
california games, shin0bi, get a power pad, you still can’t hold me
who’s dumber than this, whose thumb’s number than this
who’s the next chump on the list
they’ll beating of a life time
one that they’re not gonna forget
[bridge]
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
get your thumbs up!
[hook]
i got nintendo thumb
dang, dawg, my thumb’s so numb
this controller is controlling me
it makes me feel so dumb
why don’t you come get some?
i know that you don’t want none
if you did, you’d get it
cause i’d give it to you
sit down, son
i got nintendo thumb
dang, dawg, my thumb’s so numb
this controller is controlling me
it makes me feel so dumb
why don’t you come get some?
i know that you don’t want none
if you did, you’d get it
cause i’d give it to you
sit down, son
[outro]
hey mr. tambourine man
play a song for me
that’s right, baby, i’m comin’ to your house with a lead pipe
i’m about to take you out
i’m about to hit you up old school
i said hey mr. tambourine man
play a song for me
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