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heathcliff beefcliff - bad shit lyrics

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[chorus]
bad sh+t
a lot of bad sh+t (aye)
bad sh+t
a lot of bad sh+t (okay)

i’ve done some bad sh+t
all throughout my life
but i never do drugs
and i never hit my wife

[verse]
i’ve never done cocaine
but i’ve had a coca+cola
sh+t made me go insane
climbed a tree like a koala

once i smoked some grass
that i picked up from my lawn
i put it in a bong
then i smoked it with my mom

i took percocet
after wisdom t++th surgery
it was without urgency
that sh+t didn’t work for me
i used to use steroids
like dhea
then i used accutane
that sh+t turned me g+y

i don’t do lsd
but i do drink my pee
and a blood pressure pill
makes me see a dancing monkey

i’ve never tried opium
i never needed any copium
but i have chronic diarrhea
so i often take imodium

never drank alcohol
not a drop, not at all
but i have gotten c+ck
from a guy at the mall

free samples of food court chicken!

i’ve never kissed a girl
but i once kissed my mom
it left me traumatized
like the war in vietnam

[chorus]
bad sh+t
a lot of bad sh+t (aye)
bad sh+t
a lot of bad sh+t (okay)

i’ve done some bad sh+t
all throughout my life
but i never do drugs
and i never hit my wife

[verse]
i once saw a girl
and said “hey, you look hot”
i offered her some water
and she kicked me in my c+ck

i once f+cked a child
but that child was myself
put a toy up my b+tt
then i couldn’t get it out

i once wore my underwear
for two days straight
then i woke up on the third day
and i was g+y
i refuse to fornicate
so i never had a date
but i once had a doctor
play with my prostate

i don’t p+ss in the bowl
i pee on the seat
and sometimes in my drawers
at night while i sleep

i’ve never had s+x
i’ve never got laid
but i got a pokédex
and it’s got your girl’s name

yes i’ve been to prison
yes i’ve been to jail
but i was innocent
so why the f+ck was i there

home depot stall diarrhea on a toilet seat
i couldn’t help myself sh+t happened accidentally

- heathcliff beefcliff lyrics

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