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heather dale - don't put it in your nose lyrics

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if it’s smaller than your elbow, don’t put it in your nose
if you found it in the sink, don’t put it in your nose
if it’s gl-ss or br-ss or chewing gum or gushes from a hose
remember what i told you: don’t put it in your nose!

i used to play with crayons as i sat upon the lawn
then i put them up my nose ’til all of them were gone
proud of my experiment, i was so very pleased
that a perfect little rainbow dribbled out with every sneeze

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never used a bank, i kept quarters up my nose
i jingled when i nodded, had change for drying clothes
i had so many plans to take my loot and make a profit
but no one would accept my very gooey first deposit

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i woke up with a weasel in my nose the other night
i’m pretty sure he wasn’t there when mom turned out the light
he’s really very comfy – i wouldn’t give him up for cash
i’ve always kinda wanted a luxuriant moustache

if it’s smaller than your elbow, don’t put it in your nose
if you found it in the sink, don’t put it in your nose
if it’s gl-ss or br-ss or chewing gum or gushes from a hose
remember what i told you: don’t put it in your nose!

smaller than your elbow? found it in the sink?
if it’s gl-ss or br-ss or chewing gum or gushes from a hose
remember what i told you: don’t put it in your nose!

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