hello peril - i punched keanu reeves lyrics
[intro: marcus]
h-llo, h-llo, h-llo
h-llo
[chorus]
best believe i punched keanu reeves
and it was better than any scene you could see in speed
i hit john wick
and now i’m feeling so appealing
basically, i’m a god
you could call me hercules
best believe i punched keanu reeves
and it was better than any scene you could see in speed
i’m tellin’ you, for real
i punched neo
he could duck bullets but he couldn’t duck me
[verse 1]
i’m feelin’ so refreshed
the new sheriff’s in town
check the b-tton on my vest
it’s keanu with a bruise around the oculus
now i’m just cruisin’ the metropolis
in my prime, like optimus
everything is half-full
i’m an optimist, haven’t done ish
yet i feel accomplished
best pugilist, blessed with an iron fist
strong enough to survive the apocalypse
any summit i could be on
any point break, i could surf with my gi on
take any fighter, any cl-ss
i’mma put you on your -ss
then, i’ll pee on you peons
for eons and eons and eons
and eons, etcetera
not a tall fellow but n-body can measure up
and if you wanna feel similar to this
all i had to do was cold-clock an icon of cinema
[chorus]
best believe i punched keanu reeves
and it was better than any scene you could see in speed
i hit john wick
and now i’m feeling so appealing
basically, i’m a god
you could call me hercules
[verse 2]
what an excellent adventure
i wouldn’t be surprised if keanu’s wearing dentures
i’ve got a high five that can make a man die
i should be with the justice league and the avengers
taking out contenders with glee
carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
cause the only thing better than punching keanu reeves
is the fact that his girl chose me
i bet you didn’t think this was a love song
but the reason i’m at my pinnacle right now
is i hit him in the eye then i became her guy
and her love has me feeling invincible, no doubt (oh)
get it? so i don’t think i’ll ever jet it
plus, he was a jerk, so i really don’t regret it
i’ll celebrate that day from now to forever
or at least ’til the end of the credits, credits
[chorus]
best believe i punched keanu reeves
and it was better than any scene you could see in speed
i hit john wick
and now i’m feeling so appealing
basically, i’m a god
you could call me hercules
best believe i punched keanu reeves
and it was better than any scene you could see in speed
i’m tellin’ you, for real
i punched neo
he could duck bullets but he couldn’t duck me
best believe i punched keanu reeves
and it was better than any scene you could see in speed
i’m tellin’ you, for real
i punched neo
he could duck bullets but he couldn’t duck
me
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