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henrik widegren - there is a fracture lyrics

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the orthopedist said: there is a fracture. i have to operate
the anaesthetist said: great. can you please explicate?
the orthopaedist said: there is a fracture. i have to operate

the anaesthetist said: i see, you need an operation
but if i’m gonna do it. i need some more information
the orthopaedist said: it’s a fracture with a rotation

the anaesthetist said: ok, whose fracture is it?
a he or a she? a heavyweight or a kleine?
the orthopaedist said: whose fracture? of course it’s mine!

the anaesthetist said: but whom does the fracture belong to?
young or old? any other lesions known?
the orthopaedist said: the fracture belongs to a bone!

the anaesthetist said: and who belongs to the bone?
the orthopaedist said: i get it. she’s healthy. let’s see:
diabetes, copd and she’s 93

the anaesthetist said: thank you! anything else?
the orthopaedist said: well, she’s laid three days in the woods
so she is very fasted. isn’t that good?

the anaesthetist said: anything about her heart?
the orthopaedist said: oh yes, i have her ecg
and she has, let’s see: ventricular asystole

the anaesthetist took a benzo and said: ok
her heart, “the blood pump”, it’s stopped its beating
the orthopaedist said: oh, but then there will be less bleeding?

the anaesthetist said: the best is: we need no intubation
cause your lady’s breath is on an everlasting vacation
the orthopaedist was thinking of fracture stabilization

the anaesthetist said: she’ll go to post mortem examination
and then she’s off to funeral and cremation
the orthopaedist said: i’ll join her! she needs an operation!
she needs an operation!
yes, i need an operation!

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