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henry phillips - the bitch song (2005) lyrics

[spoken intro]
i almost got married several years ago and it didn’t happened and, uh
i think it was mostly her fault and, uh
i’d just like to share with you a little song that i wrote about her and, uh
i hope you enjoy it
…
one thing, actually, i’m sorry
before i do this song, i just got this new album from the dave matthews band
and it’s a live album, and every time he starts a song
he does like, the first chord, and all of a sudden there’s this huge, like
uproarious applause ’cause it’s everybody’s favorite song or whatever
i know you guys have never heard any of this sh+t before
but i thought it might be fun to try to recreate that whole moment right now
you know?
i just think that would be fun if we, uh
maybe some people in the bar will be like, “oh, this dude is famous! let’s check this sh+t out”
so here we go, we’re gonna start again
this is a song about a girl that i knew back in california
hope you enjoy
thank you

[verse 1]
she never was abused when she was younger
her father never up and ran away
and even though her family gave her all the love she needs
somehow she’s a b+tch anyway
[verse 2]
me, i try to be the perfect hero
i said “i love you” 2000 f+cking times a day
i showered her with presents bought from the finest shops in town
but somehow she’s a b+tch anyway

[chorus]
and when i tell her my funny stories
she says, “well, i guess, you had to be there”
i played her my new song, she said it sucks
and when the evening news shows homeless people
she says it’s their own d+mn fault
then she hits me up for 50 bucks

[outro]
somehow she’s a b+tch anyway
she’s a f+cking b+tch anyway
(oh, thanks)

- henry phillips lyrics

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