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henry phillips - the first time i saw you lyrics

[spoken intro]

thank you. this next song, uh, by the way do you guys like my new guitar here? it’s, uh- yeah, thanks. it’s kind of a funny story about it, it actually used to belong to a friend of mine, and he, uh, let me use it for a gig that i had coming up, actually i kind of begged him and he was kind of reluctant but he let me use it, and while it was in my possession, i don’t know if you can see the back but there’s a couple of nicks on it, and i was walking around for a couple of weeks just thinking to myself “how the h-ll am i gonna tell this guy that i borrowed his guitar and i completely messed it up?” anyway, problems have a funny way of sort of working themselves out. i got a call from his mom, like, a couple of weeks later saying that he had, uh, been k!lled in a car accident, so i was like “phew, thank god.” anyway it’s my guitar now and we’re gonna have some fun with it

here’s another song i wrote for a girl

[song]

i remember the first time i saw you
i went to your doorstep and rang the bell
your parents told me your dog’s name was henry
and i laughed and said “hey, that’s my name as well”

and i remember your face as you came down the stairway
your ebony hair and your deep hazel eyes
at the sight of your beauty i started to quiver
and i just couldn’t think of the right things to say

and my hands started shaking
my heart, palpitating
my palms started sweating and i ran out of breath
and i fell on the floor and i started to vomit
and i lost all control of my bodily functions

and you went to the kitchen to get paper towels
to clean up the mess i had made on your floor
but by that time i’d already emptied my bowels
and i just didn’t seem to give a d-mn anymore

so i took off my pants
and started humping your doggy
and your parents threatened to call the police
so i yanked out the phone cord and i closed all the curtains
and said “don’t move, or n0body leaves here alive.”

then your neighbors woke up’ cos they heard the commotion
and they called 911 and they sent a patrol car
and a vice squad, and a chopper, and a few hundred good men
and i had a gun, but it didn’t have bullets

so here i am in this cold, darkened jail cell
thinking of you and the time that we had
and i know that you’re laughing about the misunderstanding
and i just get that same ol’ feeling again

my hands start to shake
and my heart starts to beat
my palms start to sweat and i run out of breath
and i fall on the floor and i start to vomit

and i lose all control of my bodily functions

- henry phillips lyrics

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