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hessian renegade – the protein shake lyrics

[skit ‘ket’]
nathan: hey fergus, did you bring the ket?

fergus: oh sh+t i think i left it in my gym bag…

nathan: you’re f+cking joking, we’ve got to be at campus in like 15 minutes!

fergus: ok ok i’ll phone crawford…where’s my iphone!?

nathan: you’re such a f+cking pleb fergus!!

[verse 1]
ruba+dub+dub 3 quiffs one pug
couple cheeky chickens and some whey to get buff
tanned on the ran+dan looking like a fan+dan
chillin like a villain peddle pills for a finance
yeah i’ve had enough
put your hands up man i’m calling the bluff
sometimes i just don’t believe my eyes
things falling out the mouth of these young guys…
(protein)
ring around the roses a club full of posers
duck faced divas wonder why they never chose her
they’re just flexing, waxing out lyrical…
(avicii’s the sh+t mate)
na mate, just terrible…
bumping their fists with a 2+step tempo
cutting up shapes like shirley temple
the only thing i lift is a pint to my mouth hole
tank ten tennent’s and i act like an +rs+hole
kids in the club play pass the parcel
dog eat dog cause there ain’t no front…
man i’m not impeccable i know i’m a c+nt
[pre hook x2]
protein farts on the dance floor
protein farts on the dance floor
protein farts on the dance floor
dancing about like the c+nt knows parkour

[main hook x16]
shake your protein

[verse 2]
jeans with the cuffs while you turn it up
like the bass in the club that’ll you love
birds in the background
these attack hounds
looking for a flash like you live on newgrounds
little small fries
loving tie+dyes
sitting with a drink and their getting pie eye’d
makes you wanna cry aye?
pictures of a chicken but they’re never ever deep fried…
(chicken noise)
sheer cut and clean claiming a mean team
nothing but sh+te still living a scheme dream
that’s the castle
knights of hassle
cutting up ket like their horse is sparkled
racking up beak while they squawk and speak
polly want a line at the end of the week
what a cracker
gie’s some lager
pr+cks wanna act like a sh+te mick jagger
[pre hook x6]
protein farts on the dance floor
protein farts on the dance floor
protein farts on the dance floor
dancing about like the c+nt knows parkour

[main hook x16]
shake your protein

[skit ‘leg day’]
fergus: uh…nathan you’re gonna k!ll me, but i had the ketamine in my crocs the entire time…

nathan: if it hadn’t been leg day today, i would. kick. your. +rs+…i f+cking hate you fergus

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