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hextalls - kristine lyrics

you were hot as h-ll on the first date
i was nervous because i don’t like airports
wrong way on the freeway
we ended up in downtown chicago
i could never leave, i would rather be
stuck inside a bus without a reason
you could rob me once, just like the black guy
with the bad heart that f-cked me over
you had a hard fall on the driveway
we ended up right back in the snow bank
i guess i’m going to learn the hard way
how to fit in those pink pajamas
when i opened the door and farted, you just laughed and
laughed
don’t ever leave me broken-hearted if you ever decide
to leave
when i burped in your mouth on the french kiss, you
just laughed and laughed
don’t ever tell your dad that we practiced how to shake
his hand about a thousand times
i can’t believe that i ever really found you
i don’t know how i’ll ever going to tell you
every time that i try to write a love note
it always ends up sounding like a fart joke
i can’t believe that i ever really found you
i don’t know when or if i’ll ever get to tell you
about the cake that you baked you thought looked cr-ppy
who needs a birthday when you’re happy
i can’t believe that i ever really found you
i can’t say that i think that i deserve you
you give my heart a giant f-cking b-n-r
i want to share it with you when we’re older
kristine marie, you’re the best thing to happen to me

- hextalls lyrics

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