hextalls - uncle jim lyrics
thank you uncle jim for the motley crue records on my
birthday
thanks uncle walter for giving me a christmas card
that said i hope to see you soon
thanks grandpa terry for teaching me
how to play george jones on guitar
thanks everybody for making this christmas so great
now all we’ve got to do is sit and wait
for uncle walt and jim
to bust through the f-cking door drunk as h-ll
they’ve got beards they’ve got brews
they’ve got f-cking dumb tattoos
they smell like p-ss mixed with smoke
and they always tell the same f-cking jokes
because they’re drunks
the december day that you tried to say you missed
memories of the ones that you love
because you p-ssed your life away
too late f-ck you too late for you
it’s hard to remember life in a bender
for now and forever life is a bender
it;s hard to remember
when i’m a piece of sh-t like you
f-ck you
thank you uncle jim for the motley crue records
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