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heydukeyousuck - maury lyrics

maury

[chorus: heydukeyousuck]
she only like guys that are 40
‘cuz her dad wasn’t part of the story
her life is like an episode of “maury”
and she’s all about rick hates morty (woah!)
daddy issues
but she hates when i say that
she’s got
daddy issues
but its just a simple fact
and i’m okay with that

[verse 1: heydukeyousuck]
she’s like a reverse cougar
almost falls in love with every single uber
she had s+x with her tutor
in the back seat of his pt cruiser
she won’t
date anyone her own age (oh no!)
she likes guys from thе stone age
and i can’t tell hеr what to do
she said i’m way too mature for you
because …

[verse 2: heydukeyousuck]
she said, “hey duke”
your daddy’s got it goin’ on
“hey dude”
i love the way he mows the lawn
why do
you go for guys that are twice your age
when
they need a pill
just to f+ck you
somehow, this’ll end in the story
with the same old guy
and his same old boring life
and when the sun hits morning
he’lll kick you out ‘cuz his wife is coming
she’s got
a room full of rolled up tissues
she’s got
some serious daddy issues

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