heywood banks - if i had a bulldozer lyrics
in this day and age,
in this big old troubled world,
where the little guy ain’t got a chance
there’s only one thing i can think of
that could make a difference…
if i had a bulldozer
everything would be so fine
i would never have to move it over
never have to stand in line
if i had a bulldozer
there’d be lots of parking places
i’d just look for that brand-new corvette
taking up two sp-ces
if i had a diesel rig,
with a big old blade,
treads just like a tank,
i would have it made
courtesy would reign,
arguments would cease,
’cause everyone would know
i’d squash them like a cheeeeeeeese!!!
if i had a bulldozer
my application would go through
my boss would run to get my coat
if i decided to leave by two
if i had a bulldozer
the irs would never chide
and you know an audit would really go quickly
with a ‘dozer idling outside
if i had a diesel rig,
with a big old blade,
treads just like a tank,
i would have it made
courtesy would reign,
arguments abate,
’cause everyone would know
i’d squash them like a graaaaaaaaape!!!
if i had a bulldozer
all the doors would open up
people’d treat me with a lot more respect
or i’d knock ’em down and squash ’em up
if i had a diesel rig,
with a big old blade
the world would be a better place!
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