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heyyitskris - jumbo josh vs. baldi lyrics

[intro]
inside joke rap battles: season 2
baldi
vs
jumbo josh!
begin!

[verse 1: baldi]
oh hi, welcome to my schoolhouse!
i’m gonna knock your stupid kindergarten lights out!
take this shiny quarter and shove it up your naughty place
and that’s more money up your ass and not into your game!
i’m rocking that edutainment flow ever since day one!
since when was knock+off smiling friends considered to be fun?
k!ll yourself now; what the f+ck is even a banban?
better get out while you still cancan!
(hahaha!)
[verse 2: jumbo josh]
hey brah, it’s me jumbo josh brah from hit indie horror garten of banban brah
i’m so big brah, my c+ck attracts all the b+tches including playtime brah
and i am not a rip+off of sh+t indie horror poppy playtime brah
somalllamadimma+gotta get it through to you i’m superhuman brah
i’ll crush you like the f+cking elevator brah
i love g+y s+x

[verse 3: baldi (mrs. pomp)]
(wow, that essay was terrible.)
wow, i can’t believe it even mrs. pomp said you were sh+t
you claim it’s all satire, congratulations, you exist!

[verse 4: jumbo josh]
i’ll rape your dog, baldi, brah
don’t f+cking mess with the ban+heads brah!
boutta hit this brah with the streisand effect brah

[verse 5: huggy wuggy]
it’s me huggy wuggy b+tches, and i’m here to say!
you should not play baldi or garten of g+y g+y!
jumbo josh, you’re as big as my budget!
and if i wanted a scary monster, i’d call up k!lly w+lly!
baldi, you cracker! you white+ass f+cking b+tch!
call you poppy, cause you boutta playtime with my p+n+s!
you both know all about anti+climatic endings
well f+ck both of you because my origins are bendy!

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