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heyyitskris - nagito komaeda vs. the once-ler lyrics

[verse 1: nagito komaeda]
oh no, another tumblr s+xy man thinks he can top me?
oh ho, i can just feel the despair wriggling inside me!
i have no greater morals due to a disease i can’t control
but even i can tell that you lying to the lorax wasn’t a funny troll!
illumination left you faster than the guy who hit my dog!
the opposite of an eco+terrorist; everything you say is garbage smog
how ba+ad+ad could you and your thneeds possibly be?
well, i’ll let your lyrics do the talking

[verse 2: the once+ler]
how much of a chance of you getting hajime? no bit
unlike your game series, my movie will forever stay lit
only comparison? i guess our success was globic
but you’re only funny when getting your bones trousled by a crunchycat who’s h0m+phobic!
look at me, rockin’ my thneeds
my net worth’s in the millions, baby
you ask how bad i could be?
at least i don’t let your spin+off game talk for me
i’m not a minion to illumination
my success led to the thneedville population
this is the end after i smash your komaedussy
while my legacy will continue biggering
[verse 3: nagito komaeda]
i have no reason to live, so raise your ax, go on, k!ll me now!
don’t make my one+in+a+six chance cuck your next round

[verse 4: the once+ler]
you lucky b+tch, all you do is sit around and whine all day
no h0m+s+xual status could stop your death in the game

[verse 5: nagito komaeda]
not feeling lucky? it’s okay, we all, one day fail
meanwhile, every sunday, i’m dancin’ with my homie sans undertale!

[verse 6: the once+ler]
i’m the hope for capitalism, no future foundation can stop me
if junko wants to harm me, tell her ai+lookin’ ass she can touch deez!

[verse 7: nagito komaeda]
i’ll crush you down to size as if you were chiaki
now if you’ll excuse me, i’ll be leaving your despicable me reject party
mediocre reviews from critics show that you weren’t well liked
which shouldn’t be surprising considering your author was a racist guy!
spike chunsoft is never stopping making stuff about me!
i put my franchise on the map; forever into gaming history!
dr. seuss movies stopped being good after horton heard his who
you’re a cash+grab for mazda; no wonder illumination made you
you sucked off the lorax to stay in your spot
i sucked off hajime because i found him hot!
there’s no hope to be found in my ultimate lucky ways
but you’ll be forever as a tumblr s+xyman slave
[verse 8: the once+ler]
you said, like other s+xymen, we’ll all one day fail
then your despair+crazed ass had to resort to name droppin’ sans undertale
you’re reaching in your bag of tricks for anything that’ll stick
i’m the one who’s dummy thick, while you’re just mentally sick
all the customers are buying; money multiplying
then all the fan+girls are lying; other players are denying
who cares about others dying; your arc is gratifying
that’s how bad…
how bad danganronpa be!

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