heyyitskris - noelle holiday vs. lyrics
[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
noelle holiday
vs
heyyitskris+
wait, that’s me!
[verse 1: heyyitskris]
welcome to your final test, i’m heyyitskris
i’ll give you the “p” cause i know your verse is p+ss
i won’t be the first kris to control how you act like a fowl
in fact, i’m your voice actor for this battle
now how do you like the existential fear that i could manipulate your verse?
that’s weird, you don’t have to go through fat furry roleplay first?
you may know what trauma is but does this caribou understand this curse?
you’re acting pretty sussy with how you’re merciful but attack first
call this your blog, you’re taking the htm+l in this
rejected queen and mentally pushed off a precipice
you constantly fail your mission and don’t come out, unlike undertale
susie will never know how much you wish to see what’s under her tail!
[verse 2: noelle]
you seem really nice, so i don’t wanna talk cr+p
but when you talk bad about my friends, then i’m gonna snap
i wish you a merry beating, tonight when we carol
not physically of course, i think susie would go feral
you claim that i was manipulated, what does that even mean?
when you use it so much, like a yearly+used christmas tree
you deck your channel with no videos all throughout december
you tell me to take the l, well i return to sender!
[verse 3: heyyitskris]
you don’t know anything about fire, no wonder you spam cold moves in the first place
that also explains why you couldn’t notice gaslighting when it was right in your face!
i’m a non+binary nerd rapper, just like the stupendium
your ferris wheel of lesbian love felt like a stupid+ium
you keep getting cucked by all your friends
but were they yours even to begin?
or were they someone else’s and you’re falling right in their hands?
you claim i’m a copy, so why even bother?
doesn’t matter, cause i’m spitting sicker than your father!
and then dess went and fell down, left you alone
the strings are stringing, and it keeps ringing, answer the phone!
so thank you all so much for listening, make sure to comment, like and subscribe
i’ll see you all in the next video, bye guys!
[verse 4: noelle]
don’t mention dess, you know i’m sensitive to the topic!
oh well, this win’s a lost cause, i had the ball then dropped it
[kris]
proceed…
[noelle]
huh, what is it kris?
[heyyitskris]
you talking to me?
[noelle]
no!
[kris]
proceed…
[noelle]
i don’t know that flow though…
[kris]
proceed!
[noelle]
kris, you’re scaring me!
[heyyitskris]
what am i doing?
[noelle]
not you!
[kris]
proceed!
[noelle]
fine
see what happens when i use a flow i don’t know
kris, you’re a failure, never able to get videos out on time
it seems you also fail on how to bust some rhymes!
all your friends overshadow you on your d+mn channel
and you infodump way worse than that loser daniel!
can’t do anything by yourself, the definition of an attention wh0re!
and you keep claiming your low quality is just because you’re poor!
no one really cares about you, no one would care if you wound up dead!
your only good attribute is letting others play with your head!
so go ahead and follow in line, cause you’re a bottom b+tch
do what you did back in 2018 and just f+cking quit!
i know you’re only writing me like this because you’re in a depression spell
i’ll put you out of your misery with my snowgrave spell
you’re a lot like me, except i’m not a f+cking d+ck
now d+ck is on your mind, huh, you h+rny f+cking b+tch!
in the end, kris, you’re always going to be a vulnerable loser!
especially when you got overshadowed by your own face, when voobers!
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