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heyyitskris - zesty ass goomba vs. baby girl... daddy's home lyrics

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
zesty ass goomba!
vs
baby girl… daddy’s home!
begin!

[verse 1: baby girl… daddy’s home]
baby girl… daddy’s home
no one’s gonna squirt for you;
yeah, you’re all alone
i know all about some fingers, so i’ll just lay this down
no one wants to take your mario kart on a tour all around!
and no one’s gonna be your princess
don’t even ask
‘cause of out of both of us, only one knows how to smash
but since your tongue is out, i know you’re asking for it
let me show you my muscles as i take off my jacket…

[verse 2: zesty ass goomba]
let’s play a game, put a finger down if you don’t know how to rhyme
put a finger down if your stupid meme has run out of time
put a finger down if you can’t squirt on a track
and finally, put a finger down if s+xyness is what you lack
you know about fingers huh? what are you, g+y?
and i do not mean that in any sort of offensive way
your f+cking sh+t was made in ms paint, i’m 3d made!
and you’re only known because of fnf, you ain’t gettin’ laid!
[verse 3: baby girl… daddy’s home]
h+llo princess, how do you like my chest?
let me come closer and i’ll let you feel my br++sts
no, i’m not talking about you!
no one knows what the h+ll you are!
now go play your finger game in a highway with a f+cking car!

[verse 4: zesty ass goomba]
call me mario, i blj’ed over you, you ain’t got no b+tches!
you’re not sans, just a pale ass guy with no britches!
you ain’t cuckin’ asgore, quit livin’ in a pipe dream!
your creator’s a piranha plant the way they had you in a pipe dream!

[verse 5: black diamond]
i am black diamond, pink’s favorite gem
and we’re both f+cking more than either of you ever can!
i’m talkin’ 360 degrees, skin+on+skin
in the living room, upside down, right against the fridge
doggystyle, on the streets and in the bathroom too
oh, yeah i forgot i had two opponents to diss, oops!
my tiktok text+to+speech sounds better than your zesty ass, goomba!
and your ass stank, go take a shower, zesty ass goomba!
sans, you’re not hot, built like the fridge pink and i f+ck on
and get away you fnaf lookin’ b+tch, that is not a turn+on!
i’m the better abstract art, scarin’ normies away
now make like pink and spinel, f+cking drift away

- heyyitskris lyrics

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