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hill climbers - how much a duckworth lyrics

[intro]
we bringing up n0body! n0body!
n0body but the number one rappers in the world!
they done travel all around the world!
just to give y’all some game!
it’s rap.!
come on, come out here boys
every … is a star!
every … is a star!
every … is a star!
every … is a star!
you cannot deny that you and i and every … is a star!

[conversation: aggressively mediocre and dijo]
hey buddy how you doing?
i’m doing well. life’s good
great great. how are the kids?
kids are good
ah my kids are dead
um so yea i’m actually recording this album like right now
recording this conversation because people think that talking is artistic for some reason?
haha and it’s coming from like a telephone right?
morons i don’t i don’t…

[verse 1: big b]
(rap.)
yo i’m big b (who’s this?)
in case you don’t know me i’m a fat f(boy)
i ate a whole bag of doritos then threw up
yuh, yuh, and my family beats me
and i’m very lonely (ow! ow!)
people tell me to k!ll myself and it just ain’t funny (k!ll yourself)
what?
but it’s alright because i am christian! (christian!)
and there is no room for dissin (no dissin!)
christians are happy (happy?)
even when my dad yells at me
yo get off… get off this is depressing
i know

[verse 2: dijo]
yo they call me dijo
i pretend to be confident
but actually i cry myself to sleep… yo!
girls? girls? what are girls?
the only girls i see are my mommy and doggy
and they hate me too…
i need help
wait, no, i need more rubbing alcohol cause my b00boo hurt
yes funny funny
(boo who does this guy think he is? you suck! that’s awful! god!)
i can’t do this anymore guys i’m done…
i- i just can’t
stop okay? i’m done. (boo!) i’m done

[verse 3: aggressively mediocre]
my existence is proof of the absence of god
i have no one to cry to so i cry to my dog (woo!)
my name’s aggressively mediocre my rapping is bad (pretty bad…)
i got a real nice house which is owned by my dad (wow) (woo!)
i frequently fight infants i frequently lose (you suck)
i think that canada is an elaborate ruse (me too)
the president’s a lizard and i am one too (that guy sucks)
and my cold-blooded dingle has a bright blue hue, ay!

[interlude: oliver]
where my homeboy handsome lord at?
speak your mind skinny one!

[verse 4: handsome lord]
my parents are disappointed in me (ay)
my gap in my heart is as big as the sea (oh)
your girl gives me h(kisses) for free (oh)
i can’t keep a relationship like my man steve-o
i’m skinny as f(flip) but that doesn’t matter (it doesn’t matter)
it doesn’t! (it doesn’t) it doesn’t! (it doesn’t)
but i’ll still e(kiss) your mother out like a thanksgiving platter (oh!)
my friends don’t like me because i try too hard (yeah you do!)
i rhyme like an aut(special) kid on drugs
(that’s… that’s kinda… thats…)
yeah?
(-nervous laugh-)

[verse 5: notorious o]
hey
i am here with my friends, it is notorious o
they’re like “hey what is up? it is my bro!”
they invited me on this album to put on a show
even though my rhyming’s at an all time low
people question the existence of god
i’m like “hey dude go eat a freaking tide pod™!”
that joke isn’t even funny, but i like to be odd
this is a christian minecraft server, and i am the mod
(alright cool i think you’re good, that’s good)

[outro: sad boy and oliver]
no!
do it. do it
no!
do it
no!
do it. say it
no!
come on. we’re running out of time. do it
we’re…
do it
we’re kendrick lamar rip offs!
he said we’re kendrick lamar rip offs

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