hip hop hassles - joe biden vs. jeff the killer lyrics
[intro]:
hip hop hassles
joe biden
vs
jeff the k!ller
begin!
[verse 1: jeff the k!ller (grasman)]:
it’s the dead of night and there’s one face
sends chills to millions who read my tale on a webpage
now i’m centerstage, and you better fraid
the u.s. is frightened just looking at this elder’s age
you’ll be taking the p+ss here and another in your own sheets
with the stutter maybe you’re the pasta, politicci toby
you made a bad decision stepping up to me, grandpa
your weak+ass bones are withering, you’ve got no legs to stand on!
just one swift slash and i’ll make you go silent
you’re always coming up short; chode biden
remind me of another guy who tried to fight and couldn’t stand me
this battle will end the same way so let’s go brandy!
this foe with no flow leaves his country embarrassed
’cause joe you’re so slow it’s like tortoise and the harris
i doubt you even remember who you need to roast
so good luck when the mic go to sleepy joe
[verse 2: joe biden (pixel chris)]:
i step away from the american people
to rap battle a fable who can’t convince me he’s lethal
say i’ve got a bad memory? well maybe your right
the last i recall, michael jackson wasn’t still alive
stories all bent out of shape, even your face is seen to distort
washed up zombie, i could call you the marine corpse
yeah i’m pale with white hair and some extra cleanly t++th
but your color palette? that’s a whole new level of “white supremacy.”
your story has no logic, inconsistent with this dumb b+tch
like how does smiling hurt but a knife to the face doesn’t?
i’ve fought against the repetitive blunders of the republican party
but that photoshop? now that’s some malarkey
i like to chow down of some chocolate chocolate chip
on a beat, i go to town when i’m stompin’ on a b+tch
face carvings and maniac laughing, bro think he joker
once feared online, but nah b+tch, it’s joever
[verse 3: jeff the k!ller (grasman)]:
you should take a hike, d+ck, i’m not talking taxes
’cause i put asshats who try attacking in their caskets
obama’s sidekick is struggling to cackle issues on his own term?
you’re always out of touch unless you see a girl’s shoulders!
hot like a cup of joe when i steal the cup from joe
’cause if you come to flow i might just cut your throat!
compare anything you do to me, you just can’t compete!
even when it comes to falling down the stairs, i’ve got more heat!
[verse 4: joe biden (pixel chris)]:
watching people sleep? that’s how a pervert’s depicted
fancy trump? he’s got a friend named jeff who fits that description
i’d give you black eyes but you did that on your own, bruh
i always pop off like my bars are soda!
fighting for the climate but your stories recycles belong in the junk bin
creepypasta oli london is f+cking repugnant
not the first time you got burned and had to cope with the wraps
time to finish this b+tch quickly, biden blast!
[outro]:
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
hip, hop… (snore) …oh f+ck, hassles!
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