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his holiness: 2 scarvez - pleased to meet you lyrics

[intro: his holiness: 2 scarvez]
sh-t
2 scarvez!

[verse 1]
well my name is 2 scarvez and i’m pleased to meet you
i’m a crazy spastic rapper never know what i do
i pop bottles like they’re zits while i’m putting on the ritz
my best thoughts come when i’m taking my sh-ts
i said welcome, to my humble abode
i strap bombs to my chest to watch the beat explode
and now the nsa is looking at the rhymes i wrote
report: “2 scarvez is a crazy, cool, bad-ss. end quote.”

[chorus]
pleased to meet you my name’s 2 scarvez
a wandering minstrel a straight up bard
so just charge it to my card while i scarf so hard
and i’m a fire breathing dragon like charizard

[verse 2]
all those who wander are not lost
but i was drunk and high and my eyes were crossed
so i was walking in circles in the desert like moses
i squat down to take a sh-t and it smelled like roses
i got a god complex and a full pokedex
hence why i get no respect from the opposite s-x
so i close my eyes pull up the covers and lock my knees
and once the beat drops there’s no stopping me
welcome to my metaphysical wonderland
i personify your evil and fears like i am ahriman
yeah i just went ancient mesopotamian
and if i was the devil i would just be tazmanian
i smoke, i drink, i let my organs decay
but when i m-st-rbate my problems seem to go away
golden rubbers in these pockets pulling eyes out of sockets
i’m throwing bows in the club ain’t n0body can stop it

[chorus]
pleased to meet you my name’s 2 scarvez
a wandering minstrel a straight up bard
so just charge it to my card while i scarf so hard
and i’m a fire breathing dragon like charizard

[verse 3]
i’m cracking backs like voices in p-b-rty
i’m an amateur chiropractor with immunity
in the eyes of the court. great like gatsby old sport
i party hard with your unpaid child support
i open a case for every place we deface
and by the time the cops show up we’re gone without a trace
i speak my own language: idiosyncratic
i seek my own danger and i’m coming back at it
and now i walk home on a trek of shame
a stranger stops and asks me what’s my name?
so i look him in the eyes and he starts to realize
i’m about to bring the din so i declare to him
you such a motherf-cker call you oedipus
i’m a f-cking gladiator call me spartacus
now you don’t want my wrath, my explosiveness
so you bow in the presence of his holiness: 2 scarvez

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