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historian himself - staggering anteater fist! lyrics

[historian]
ey yo, i’ve come to seek a teacher

[david attenborough sample]
he may lack t–th, but i’m going to treat him with caution because, in fact, those huge claws on those powerful front legs can be very dangerous
(giant anteater)
he can rip apart this termite hill
(giant anteater)
if he wants to defend himself, he will use those big bowed legs and their claws and grip you
(giant anteater)

[old master]
you are seeking to be my student? but look at the way you move, you’ve, you’ve got – you’re completely off balance

[historian]
yo, if you don’t respect my sh-t we can battle

[old master]
come back to me when you’ve practiced more

[historian
yo, yo, f-ck battling, let’s physically fight, let’s do this, let’s throw down

[old master]
ha! “junglecat technique”? more like “prancing kitty chases the frog”
your wrists are weak and i suspect you’re a feeble fraud
i’ll b-tch-slap you until you rename your style
“the cowering ugly dog who p-sses his pants and wanders off”
is it called “junglecat technique” because you like to l!ck your own crotch and sniff deer sh-t?
when i hit you in your mouth the sound is so loud dead emperors up in heaven’ll hear it
and dust from your t–th crushed will float up and settle in their teacups
listen, you’d have to be edward wilson to fathom the internal structure of my rhyme
it’s as convoluted and complex yet organized as the inside of an insect’s hive
so they call my style the staggering anteater fist
because my claws have been trained to rip clean through concrete from which frail swarms of spineless warriors
pour out to try and conquer me
talking sh-t and scr-pping’s what i grew up with
you’re a guest in my house
so you’d best respect your elders and be prepared to test your fists
in defense of that bullsh-t that’s so quick to jump up out your mouth
or things’ll get grisly
see i’ve been known to gut a fishy f-cker like a trout
and hang him out

[david attenborough sample]
it’s even been said that the carc-ss of a jaguar was found in the embrace of one of these
(giant anteater)

[historian]
f-ck! yo! f-ck!

[old master]
my goodness, you hit like – i – i wouldn’t want to say you hit like a girl, ’cause that would be, uh, disparaging to women. you hit like a – a salamander that evolved never to walk on land

[historian]
hey let me – just let me like, y’know, let me just observe your movements

[old master]
i – i have no time for this, please…

[david attenborough sample]
(giant anteater)
(giant anteater)
(giant anteater)

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