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hobo johnson - hobo johnson met a thot lyrics

(narrator)

hobo johnson met a thot

so, there he was
standing there defeated, no peanut b-tter
no girl that he likes or loves or whatever
so he quits his job somewhat rashly, and lands on another, where he meets a grown -ss woman if you know what i mean
the two seem to hit it off, yada yada yada
but there’s a constant on and off type thing, as he believes she may be down for some extracurricular
with a keen eye he starts to understand

(hobo johnson)

she don’t like you
she likes compliments, and condiments
from meals i bought her
obvious that cash was really for my rent but
it’s okay cuz i pretend that i don’t care
cuz it’s a date and she don’t care cuz she just ate
steaks and mashed potatoes when
at home i just eat fritos
i whip whip whip for a chance
whip whip whip for a chance at that -ss
whip whip whip for a chance
whip whip whip for a chance at that -ss (and t-tties)
i’m just a man, like my dad
i’m just a man, like my dad
i whip like my dad is for a
couple of -ssets on a girl
that’s like 22 and still not in cl-sses
she know you don’t need it
she’ll go with a doctor or pharmacist that’s
probably in los angeles
go and sell your soul
and what’s wrong with the really nice guy
that’s on the light reel with
the really sh-tty bike that’s me
and i’m sorry about tryna talk to a girl that
my parents won’t see cuz she’s
gross and filthy and probably just really thotty
thinking thoughts that’s awfully naughty
but hottie since they’ve been hot they have sought
to look for money, you aught to get a car
with rims that are nice and
maybe you’ll meet the girl who
will divorce you twice

congratulations
500 in the first week to them it kinda sounds weak but
bro to us we know what it takes to make a record and
we all know that you’re only getting better i heard
that the girl you got is tryna lock you up
you better pray she’s the one cuz
you better bet that -ss will get half when you blow up off the map
cuz you’re about to be famous
hey man you’re f-cking k!lling it out here bro sacramento is loving it man its like, you’re just so good you’re names getting big too but
you should just fool ’em
into thinking you’re a big shot rapper who’s wristw-tch is dapper with a bad-ss b-tch with an att-tude i don’t know if your girl really got that juice
you should rap about sh-t that you don’t have now but you’ll get next time around
don’t look back and don’t look down and don’t look wack when you see the crown just be famous

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