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hoffmaestro - young dad lyrics

listen fellow people ’cause i’ve got something to tell
i was at this club, right, it was bad as h-ll
i met this booty lady, she looked sharper than an eye
i didn’t know by then she’d mess up my life
i said you’ve got to join me, where ever i may roll
we jumped into a cab and headed for my home
well inside my room she worked on my erection
all kind of drunk, h-rny, sloppy with protection
one month later she calls me one day
telling me her period is late

will i be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
i don’t want to live that life
so i stick to what i prefer

story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
this girl was a christian, d-mn she was fine
we dated for a month steady giving me a b-n-r
but this dude jesus really seemd to own her
one time, the preacher out of sight
trying to make a move there but something wasn’t right
she said i want a marriage, and kids is that so strange
h-rny as a dog, i told her that could be arranged
one month later she calls me one day
telling me her period is late

will i be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
i don’t want to live that life
so i stick to what i prefer

the essence of it all, folks, is about to p-ss my lips
think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind

will i be a young dad
sit around in my flat with her
i don’t want to live that life
so i stick to what i prefer

- hoffmaestro lyrics

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