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holderness family - holi-dulting lyrics

[chorus]
yeah, she got a whole tray full of relish (holi+dulting)
i’m making out a budget for our presents (holi+dulting)
she ironed our old tree skirt (holi+dulting)
i’m getting decaf with my dessert (holi+dulting)

[verse 1]
yeah, hark, the herald angels sing
she’s already done with all of her shopping
i got the lights, but before i do anything
i plug ’em in one at a time and i test every string
check the ornamental organization that she provided
she’s excited, she got a box that keeps them all divided
the b+lls don’t еver break becausе she kept them from colliding with each other
that’s holi+dulting like a mother

[chorus]
december 26, when it’s clear (holi+dulting)
she’ll buy decorations for next year (holi+dulting)
i got festive towels and glasses (holi+dulting)
she’s gonna work on next year’s taxes (holi+dulting)

[verse 2]
this is the most holi+dulting tree you’ll ever see
this tree is guilty of committing holi+dultery
it is so dang fat it scr+ped our door, we discovered
but we gonna fix it up with some self+adhesive rubber
the kids’ class christmas party, we will not be late
’cause we went to signupg+nius and we’re bringing paper plates
and when she gets back home, she gon’ make some macaroons
’cause the cookie swap, yeah, it’s coming up soon
[chorus]
i made a cheese ball and it’s awesome (holi+dulting)
she made a vegan non+dairy option (holi+dulting)
we took our christmas photo in october (holi+dulting)
she’s meal prepping with the leftovers (holi+dulting)

[verse 3]
oh stille nacht, heilige nacht
that’s silent night in german, yeah, now you been taught
check out these santa claus tickets that we pre+bought
we bought them in september ’cause this ticket is hot
now we going out of town but while we gone, we got a neighbor
who will come inside and water our tree as a favor
and in return, we’ll bring over a basket of fruit
schlaf in himmlischer ruh! yeah!

[outro]
we out
gonna drive to grandma’s and on the way, we’re gonna stop and look at lights at, like, three different places, so a two+hour trip is gonna be, like, a five+hour trip
and we’re bringing our own hamper
so when we get there, we gon’ put all our clothes in it, then compress it with these strings and it’s gonna fit really nice
it’s called the holderhamper (it’s the holderhamper, it’s the holderhamper)
yeah, we invented it, shameless plug
it’s coming out in 2020, so if you wanna start shopping early, that’s a super holi+dulting thing to do

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