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holderness family - where is my phone? lyrics

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[intro:penn holderness, #kim holderness#]
i can’t find my phone!
it’s somewhere at home!
i don’t have a phone, yeah!
#honey,seriously, you have to go!#
#carpool ends in two minutes!#

[verse 1: penn holderness]
i can hear you, i know that i’m late!
but i just can’t find it, so they’ll have to wait
there’s 1,000 functions on my apple watch thing
but the only thing i use it for is this annoying ping
yeah!

[verse 2: penn holderness]
there is a dot, and it says it’s right here
i should see it, which i don’t
but i know that it’s really near!
i’ve gotta leave without it
but i’m gonna be real stressed
cos i get lost in my own neighbourhood without a gps
yeah!

[bridge: penn holderness]
i need to get some coffee
but it takes too much time!
cos i don’t have my starbucks app and there’s a line!

[chorus: penn holderness]
where is my phone?
i can’t find my phone!
i don’t have a phone, yeah!

[verse 3: penn holderness]
what did she want?
she asked me to pick it up
was it hairspray? or tampons?
or maybe plastic cups
she actually needed batteries so she was super vexed
i couldn’t ask about it cos i couldn’t read her texts!

[bridge: penn holderness]
it has been a whole hour
and i feel my anger grow!
what is new on instagram i do not know!

[chorus: penn holderness]
without my phone!
i can’t find my phone!
i don’t have my phone, yeah!

[outro: kim holderness]
honey, it was under the paper towel!
it was on the table!

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