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homer & jethro - mamma don’t whip little buford lyrics

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mama, don’t whoop little buford
mama, don’t pound on his head
mama, don’t woop little buford
i think you should shoot him instead

buford brought home his report card
buford was proud as could be
at last he had p-ssed through the 3rd grade
and buford is just 23

mama, don’t whoop little buford
mama, you’ll just be a wreck
for buford is studying judo
and he’ll break your scrawny ole’ neck

when buford was five, he was smokin’
and drinking hard liquor at six
at seven, he learned about women
at eight, buford got his first fix

mama, don’t whoop little buford
you’ll never know how buford feels
buford is good to you, mama
he brings you whatever he steals

now buford is gone, what a pitty
at last we found happiness
we bought a new home in the city
and we won’t give him our address

so, mama don’t whoop little buford
mama, don’t knock out his breath
just teach him to be a folk singer
then buford will soon starve to death

- homer jethro lyrics

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