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hoodiemasterr - phil eggtree vs pico lyrics

phil eggtree:
hey, i’m phil. and i’m showing who my opponent’s messing with
i just escaped school, only to see a kid shooting other kids
but whatever, i don’t even need to try to kick some sense
so just make like the inventor and jump over the fence. (ay!)
kids break in and cause a massacre, i escape with tools i find
you cannot harm me, maybe when it comes to my rhymes
speaking of my game’s title, lemme tell a riddle:
what kind of school has kids carrying guns when they’re still little?
i guеss i can agree that you are a violent hero
stopping goth kids from shooting thе school. but your verse? naw, bro
i gotta ask how a teen can handle tank man
but when it comes to this battle, you’re the one who’s getting tanked, man!
and i don’t need a gun just to bring you to your death you fool
i could easily escape your bars like it was my school
go ask phred whistler to show you what a real burn is
you’re the one who’s getting dissed, without parents, you won’t be missed

pico:
was that a verse, man, (hmph.) or did you screw up?
you bald as h+ll, man, (wut?) easy to shoot up
you ditch your school, i made it to high school while standing high
so why’s a game that ripped off me standing up to the mic?
so you k!lled all your friends just to get them free in real life?
i shot many goth kids that attempted to ruin people’s lives!
i can’t say the same about you, because an alien finished your work
by k!lling himself by crashing diz’s ship, that must’ve hurt
you got aliens taking over your d+mn school
i’m not sub+zero, but i’ll leave you like zack: out “cold”!
you grew up marrying a girl you used to bully
so yeah, you ended when it comes to 2016
phil eggtree:
true, but you didn’t graduate, but this fight will be your end
so why don’t you go back to making out with boyfriend?
i know smiley is my girlfriend now, but at least i’m not g+y
you suffer from schizophrenia, now machine guns are your playthings
what kind of sh+t talker would save a school by going on a homicide?
you don’t need guns, cuz your bars are the real k!ller, right?
you’ll be choking on bars like it’s the earth globe when i kick your ass
but right now, you’re making me snooze, like if i was in class
i don’t mean to be a jerk, but i think you’re berserk
shooting guns couldn’t be worse than what will be in your 2nd verse
what’s the matter, beak? jealous i can actually save the world?
or maybe it’s the fact that i can actually get a girl?

pico:
you can’t talk about my parents, yours don’t exist as well
with my gun, i’ll show you a real bullet h+ll
i know you aren’t a victim, but you won’t like it when i’m deadly
go back to your older games, or get a shot to the head free!
i don’t care if i’m a kid, b+tch. you’re gonna be jumped, dude
you made it a bit far, but henry still f+cking tops you
this loser couldn’t go one school period without snoozing
thinkin’ he’s the mad rapper, but compared to me, you’re losing!
so far, you are worse than a goth kid
i’d rather face stewie, he’s more mature than this fleeing wimp
i can actually fight, you just avoid and escape
stop skipping on leg day, during your whole gameplay!
i can’t tell who’s smarter: rick and morty or this egghead?
with how many times you ditch school, that’s why you get no education
a sacrifice is how your series ends, and i’ll make your real end now
i know you ain’t baldi, but you … better get to your school ”house”!

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