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hooligan christian - dick so small lyrics

[intro]
hooligan christian (ayy)

[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d+cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl+ng
we need some medication (b+tch)
a little dedication
this sh+t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals (go)

[verse 1: hooligan christian]
hooligan christian (brrr)
walking down the halls (woo, woo)
d+ck so small (okay), p+ss all on my b+lls (ouch, ouch)
i can’t tell if i’m hard or soft (yeah)
she says i’m great like the chinese wall (ching+chong)
your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (okay, okay)
i said h+ll nah b+tch just get your hands off (okay, okay)
ah sh+t, drippin’ like a faucet
go to the bank, make a deposit (woo)
negative 32 books in my wallet, but back to the topic
walk it or talk it

[verse 2: dylan polley]
suckin’ my d+ck in the bathroom the b+tch wanna suck on my nut
eating that booty like pudding and riding this d+ck till i bust (ayy, ayy)
she said she tasting my sauce, ayy
she said she sucking my b+lls, ayy
feeling her love for my closet, ayy
making my d+ck fall off, ayy
making my d+ck fall off, yeah
come and jump off of my c+ck, yeah
my boys and we got small c+cks, yeah
condom is gonna fall off, b+tch
filling me up and i’m slowing it down and that b+tch wanna give me the crown (crown)
f+cking it up and i got a small d+ck in that b+tch and it’s making her frown (b+tch)

[chorus: coope]
she told me that my d+cks not very large
i wrote this song so you can sing along
errybody knows why i’ve been gone
’cause she thought i had a big schl+ng
we need some medication
a little dedication
this sh+t’s too real
my meat’s so tiny they only let me order happy meals

[interlude: dylan polley & hooligan christian]
bro, where the f+ck is st++zy at?
i don’t know. get his ass in the booth
call him up

[verse 3: st++zy kane]
came in this b+tch with a small d+ck
got a bad b+tch she ain’t even thick
can’t even suck me she only just l!ck
when i have s+x my duration is quick
i’m back on my sh+t (fax)
she give me a dance
it’s small so i’m letting her know in advance
she pull down my pants
got on her knees, praise to the lord she all on my belly b+tton
i hope she’s not my cousin
put my cares in the oven (what? what?)
she call me daddy so i f+cked her mamma (sneezes)
eating her ass on the back of a llama
my money got commas like i’m sick of pauses
f+cking your b+tch and i come out the closet
where’s my deposit?
coins in pocket
i’m being factual let’s just be honest
my tiny p+n+s bring joy to the world
it helps the economy like a nonprofit n+gga

- hooligan christian lyrics

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