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horrible histories - george iv: couldn't stand my wife lyrics

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[george iv (howick)]
i’m george iv, the regent king
which means i was just standing in
acting king because my dad
george iii had gone barking mad

[george iii (lewin)]
banana!

[george iv]
great palaces i did design
buckingham was one of mine
art and fashion, i so rated

[george iii]
and wives?

[george iv]
that’s more complicated

[chorus]
actresses and d-ch-sses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldn’t stand my wife
(he couldn’t stand his wife)
go away!

[george iv]
i only married queen caroline
when my debts began to climb
’cause if i agreed to tie the knot

[george iii]
i said i’d pay off the lot

[george iv]
but the wedding caused all sorts of strife
’cause i already had a wife

[george iii]
a divorced catholic?

[george iv]
dad did sigh
but the mad old goat just wouldn’t die

[george iii]
still here
oh, spoke too soon!

[george iv]
at last, i can go solo!
as true king, my reign began
though i was now older than your nan
and as the ruler of our nation
i banned my wife from my coronation
and knowing now that i did hate her
she promptly died just three weeks later
but all those pies that i got through
meant ten years later, i died too

[george iii]
h-llo, have we met?
i’m a kangaroo!

[chorus]
actresses, d-ch-sses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldn’t stand my wife

[outro]
i had just ten years on the throne
do you remember that?
no, all that you remember is…
i was really fat

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