horse the band - crippled by pizza (pizzarrhea in the pizzeria) lyrics
i’m crippled by a simple decision
and possibly gifted by a vision.
i’ve made my choice- i’ll stand by.
i’ll take one more bite then lay down and die.
…and that one treasure,
thick golden crust and a layer of cheese.
i’ll face the consequences
of my unquenchable need!
i’m crippled. i’m crippled.
i’m crippled by pizza.
i’m crippled. i’m crippled
and i can’t go on.
i can’t resist so i persist in this.
so delicious, pizza’s powerful taste.
i seek, strike and consume it every day.
it’s shattered my colon and made me too fat to breathe.
i’m crippled! i’m crippled!
i’m crippled by each slice! slice! slice!
i’m crippled! i’m crippled!
i’m crippled and i can’t go on!
i’m crippled! i’m crippled!
i’m crippled by each slice! slice! slice!
i’m crippled! i’m crippled!
i’m crippled and i can’t go on!
my hunger, it hurts me
just to turn around and flirt with me.
each slice a paradise
but in the end i’m twice the size.
i’ve made a choice that i’ll stand by,
i’ll take one more bite then i’ll lay down and die.
pizza!
pizza!
i want pizza!
just give me some f-cking pizza!
“it’s a pizza party!”
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