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horton barker - blue-haired jimmy lyrics

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he’s gone forevermore, is our darling blue+haired boy
we’ll never see our cross+eyed darling anymore
like a dream he passed away on the thirty+ninth of may
he never died so suddenly before

no more upon the mat will he play with p+ssycat
no more between his t++th he’ll squeeze her tail
no more he’ll rub her nose against the red+hot iron stove
for little brother jimmy’s kickеd the pail

we knew hе was departing by the color of his breath
we saw his eyebrows dropping in the mud
the doctor said the only thing to save the boy from death
was to stop the circulation of his blood

we gently bathed his head in a pot of boiling lead
and then we gently laid him down to rest
but through the night a burglar came and broke into the room
and swiped the mustard plaster off his chest

we filled his mouth with glue to try to bring him to
alas, though, all our efforts were in vain
at last of all we tried, but he sneezed and smiled and died
he blew his nose and smiled and died again

he’s gone forevermore at the age of ninety+four
there’s nothing in this world his life could save
i’m going to the barber shop to fill his last request
to plant a bunch of whiskers on his grave



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