a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

hotman - massive lyrics

[verse 1: dcp]
look up to the sky and i see the m-sses die
take the leap and fly, then i take a m-ssive shit
names etched in stone and plenty of dudes to bone
call my main man on the phone, then i take a m-ssive shit

[chorus 1: dcp]
m-ssive shit
then i took a m-ssive shit
then i tried to suck a d-ck
but i’m not g-y
then i took a m-ssive shit
then i took a m-ssive shit
then i tried to suck a d-ck
but i’m not g-y

[bridge: stevie]
hey, can’t you see? i’m covered in my mommy’s pee
i got it for christmas

[verse 2: trance]
once upon a time i was a penis
i had a dream santorum rick was sucking on my penis
woke up in my bed and he was sucking on my penis
i thought “oh my god! he’s actually on my penis!” oink
then i blew a load onto his penis
he looked at me and said “man, thanks for the penis.”
penis. penis. shit. penis. penis. shit. shit

[chorus 2: trance]
i met santorum rick
and i shook his f-cking hand
then i sucked his f-cking d-ck
and i am g-y
then i met santorum rick
and i shook his f-cking hand
and i sucked his f-cking d-ck
and i am g-y

[bridge: stevie]
hey, can’t you see? i’m covered in my mommy’s pee
i got it for christmas

[verse 3: dcp]
ok, here i come, i’m a homosexual
what that means is basically i like to suck on testicles
no i don’t, i’m really straight
i think pussy’s f-cking great
come with me and bring your dad and i will take you on a date
i suck d-cks for a living, but i’m not g-y so just listen
man i love going swimming
and i love f-cking women
one question i’ve been getting:
how many guys have i been in?
i’m in the heart of every dad
and i have them all singing hotman

[chorus 3: dcp]
m-ssive shit
then i took a m-ssive shit
then i tried to suck a d-ck
but i’m not g-y
then i took a m-ssive shit
then i took a m-ssive shit
then i tried to suck a d-ck
but i’m not g-y

[bridge: stevie]
hey, can’t you see? i’m covered in my mommy’s pee
i got it for christmas

- hotman lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS